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<![CDATA[I have a good job, comfortable home, dependable transport and financially stable. Love music, alternative, ambient, pop, punk, folk and rockabilly. Can't live without my I-tunes and I-pod. Like indie films and some mainstream movies. Looking for someone easy-going and lite on baggage. If your healthy and fit, that would be nice, too. Wanting a sincere relationship. put sincere in the subject line. I look, feel and act, much younger than my age. Am clever, playful and witty, in a kind way. ]]>

<![CDATA[Mature single guy, healthy, active, clean-cut wants a mid-age or mature healthy lady to share private home in Kingsland. LTR+ encouraged with the right person, let's meet. Contact for phone number and / or email address]]>

<![CDATA[Looking for someone older Please read carefully If you are sitting there an you are older and think we might not have a lot in common try me you will be surprised.I am very mature for my age I don't drink or smoke I don't like to party.I want to find an older mature woman that I can date and turn into a LTR or marriage. I like to do so many things in this world it isn't funny I am outside all the time so pretty much anything outside is fun to me. Don't get me wrong I don't mind reading a book dancing cooking or anything like that because I like that stuff too. I am looking for an older woman who looks good takes care of herself classy sexy and likes to have fun. And when I mean takes care of herself she goes to the gym and cares about her appearance and she get looks from men all the time. I am 6'3 230 lb br hair br eyes and I have a gorgeous smile and I take care of myself I am at the gym all the time and I play too many sports. I want someone who can go out with me have fun and enjoy each others company. I am in college and I want someone that doesn't mind that. I know I haven't giving you much incite on me but what would the fun of that be by me telling you everything I like to do? Here is my pics send pic so I know who I am talking too I am real SXSW is going on and it was in the 70 nearly 80's today ]]>

<![CDATA[Hello, I am a 59 year old white male that really needs to have a super good friend right now. I have been through two failed marriages so I am not looking to go through that again. However, I know too that if we become intimate intellectually and emotionally, that "benefits" may possibly happen (of course we could become so much like brother and sister that we would not want that also). I tend to be shy in the beginning and you will need to ask me questions to get things going with the two of us, but I will warm up and be an excellent communicator. Like many women, I don't want to be a "one night stand" and I would want have an "exclusive" relationship if we ever did move toward sex. As far as you, I would hope that you would be between 35 and 55 and willing to put some time in to getting to know me, have some of the same interest as I do (photography, cooking, travel, and possibly some others that I can learn to get into), and willing to be a friend. For me, race or ethnic background is not an issue. Being a friend is more important.]]>

<![CDATA[i am a normal guy looking for a girl that should not be hyppy. my religion is islam. i am 6 feet and 3 inches, 180 lb. looking for a girl should be honest, hardworking. ]]>

<![CDATA[who i am is a very diverse question. With a very multi-faceted answer. I am a very warm, open and honest person. Yet at first glance i can seem unapproachable. My stature (6'2'') can make me seem intimidating. I have traveled alot, and have a wild lust for the south western desert. I have a very robust sense of humor, and strive to keep smiles on the faces of those around me. I love animals, and am a total sap for orange tabbys, and schnausers. I listen to everything from muse to enigma. I read alot, and hold a degree in psychology. I am going to burning man this year for my first time, and would really like to meet someone who would enjoy going with me. I have alot of tattooes, and have a fasination with all the odd things in life. I have a real soft spot for short women, and am nuts over red hair, but neither are required, im really more interested in your personality and wit, you must possess both, no robots, lol. please include a pic. ]]>

<![CDATA[No drama, absolutely no sex..... but..... sometimes a person just.... could use a warm long hug. If you are in a place where you miss that too, maybe we give each other some of that comfort. I'm a very young 45, trim, professional, no drugs/etc., married with kids (hence, no drama allowed), but.... never touched. That is what it is - but I sure miss... a quiet hug. I guess you need to reply with something in the title, so I know you're real - put "hugs" in there; I'll definitely respond.]]>

<![CDATA[I'm a 20 year old college student just looking to have some fun and of things go good maybe things will escalate from there. I'm black 6 1 athletic strong very chill 420 friendy. STD free. Hit me back with a pic if interested ]]>

<![CDATA[hey i just saw some ads on CL and i was just wandering if any Real Females were out there that are interested in chatting? I am a fun and outgoing guy who is real its about 12:40 ish and it has been a stressfullll week (i cant believe UT mens bball team lost sooo sad!!!) soo any ways i would love to hear from you and go from there.... I am looking for females who are single and looking for a Real GUY! i am white, 6 feet tall and just an all around fun guy to be around.. message me if you want!!! ]]>

<![CDATA[Hi there my name is Jose but i go by Joe. I am 36 yrs old single father of 3 kids. I am a Hispanic man 5'8" around 260 lb i don't consider my self fat just husky well pa portion in all the wright places.I am self employ i run my own small lawn service business. Noting big just me and my boy's when there not in school. I am not looking for a mom for them. I been divorce for over 8 years. And been single sense then. Scared of getting hurt suck's. It has been long enough to give it a shot again. The kid's are teenagers now they pretty much tack care of them self. I had to move in back with my parents to help out with the kids and to help each other pay bills. I Love my parents for all the help they have giving me.If you are interested to get to know me even better don't be scared to give me a call five one two three one seven zero one zero two I don't bother checking my email for response 99.9% of the time they are spam our people that want you to join a website.Do *67 from your phone if you don't want your number shown. Well good night. ]]>

<![CDATA[Hi, I want to try something different this weekend and treat a nice girl to dinner, a movie, possibly a night at Alamo Draft house? I like girls of all types I don't really have a preference but would like to chill with a lady this weekend instead of the boys. If you like to smoke the herb, we can do that too if you are interested. I'm a laid back kind of guy, very independent, own my own house, car, etc I'm also a gentleman (yes, we are still out there). Age isn't all that important, just be old enough to drink. If interested send me an email, I will exchange pics if you send one first. Hope to hear from you soon! ]]>

<![CDATA[Hiya's, 42 yr. old male, 5'10" 165 lbs., brown (past my collar) hair/blue eyes, I do smoke (cigarettes) and only drink occasionally (a beer w/a meal). I'm wanting to meet and explore with a woman as friends first. I don't let time define me, I define time. Let's define some time together and let the good flow and have some faith in being able to minimize anything negative together. If you are open-minded and also know who you are and what you want...we might have something worthwhile to explore. I'm not the jealous type and don't want that stuff. It is negative in it's premise and has no place in exploring getting to know someone. I don't want my pictures just floating around nor will I do that to someone else. I can send pic's on request and will expect the same in return as physical attraction is part of the equation. Hope you have a wonderful day! Put my stats in the subject line so I know you're not a spammer.]]>

<![CDATA[Do you think the earth is ~4.5 billion years old? Do you think we share a common ancestor with monkeys? Have you ever considered pastafarianism? Do people like Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell make you want to vomit your gizzards out? Do you find it scary that some people need God to tell them that rape and murder are wrong? If you answered yes to most or all of these questions, we should talk. ]]>

<![CDATA[Howdy my fellow internet dwellers, I come in seek of someone very special. Someone who will accompany me on a journey of the mind. I have made this journey already alone and then again with friends and it was, to say the least, insightful. However I found myself wishing I knew a smart, pretty, open minded, adventurous and curious girl to fall with me into the rabbit hole. I have a few requests of what I want in my companion. Be Height/weight proportionate, preferably kind of small... Im only 5' 6" and 125 lbs. Around my age. Smart ( This is hard to define, you dont have to have straight As and be going to UT to be smart ) Curious ( About life and this planet ) No big issues. ( breakups, homelessness, brokeness... ect ). The lesser things make life interesting. No known serious allergic reactions to anything. No significant health issues. No significant mental issues. ( depression is ok; We all are a little depressed, right? ) Like strange things. Like random things. Like smart, young, cute, innocent, clean cut looking white guys. Have an open mind. Like fast cars. Like weird movies. Be brave enough to not let shyness keep you from living, but being a little shy is normal. :) Be ready to have an awesome time. I'm not necessarily looking for real soon; in a couple weeks would be good. I know I didnt put alot about myself here and my whole post is quite ambiguous. I do not require a picture, due to the nature of my request, but I will ask for a detailed physical description. This post is not of a sexual nature but i would like to be at least somewhat attracted to you; as im sure you would like of me. I hope to find some interesting responses when I return to my computer on monday.]]>

<![CDATA[I'm a 52 yr old, attractive, college educate, professional MWM in a marriage that has no intimacy and I'm looking for a lady who may be in the same situation. I'm 6ft tall with an athletic physique, and ask that you be in shape as well. If you are adventurous, uninhibited and interested in meeting for a drink or lunch, please respond to include a description of yourself or a picture . Type "Lonely in Austin" in the subject line so that I know you are real. Thank you for your time.]]>

<![CDATA[I am a good looking, in shape, professional guy who is looking to fulfill a fantasy. Are willing to role play the part of a young girl pretending to be my daughter and dress up for me in cute, sexy clothes. I will be your Daddy and you will be my little girl. You must be adventurous and have no inhibitions. Of course it is all pretend but we can have a lot of fun. If you have ever fantasized about having your big strong Daddy touch you all over, now is your chance to fulfill your fantasy too. I am a classy guy and want a classy girl to play with. I am totally serious, you young, cute and petite to qualify. You must be over 18 though !! Send a recent picture. ]]>

<![CDATA[Where are you , blonde, blue and pretty...are you missing someone who adores you more than himself and wants to see you smile? Money is like any other stimulant, just more innocent than the nasty ones..]]>

<![CDATA[ I am a poet at heart, healthy, educated ,clean , slim and trim..with rimless glasses...Would love to use my word power on someone worthy..just dont be obese, there is nothing sad like obesity , not even poverty...]]>

<![CDATA[So how many times have you said to yourself, "I wish I could find the man of my dreams..." Several? Well, no need to wait anymore! That's right, with guaranteed methods of sleep deprivation and REM-Cycle altering, I can guarantee that I can make an appearance in your dreams! (Note: Appearance may be in weird, twisted typical dream fashions. I do not possess the powers to levitate, nor do I speak Klingon. No other guarantees with this product) So, with that out of the way, what more needs to be said? Well, very well, since dreams can be flaky things, let's see if I can approach other such lofty goals. I'm gainfully employed! And working at a fancy new start-up, so come on stock options with the IPO! You'll want to buy into this! As for other qualifications, Minister, SCUBA, and CPR certifications. So if you decide to have a wedding underwater, and suddenly start choking, I'm there. I'm also useful in a wide variety of common household tasks, such as cleaning, cooking, washing dishes, et cetera. While I am not officially qualified to officially do such things as file your taxes on a busines s level, I've run my own business, so I can wade through IRS documentation like a Reader's Digest. Or something like that... But wait, there's more! Computer broken? No problem. If we're dating, free technical support on call 24/7. You'd have to pay thousands to get that sort of service from others. Keys locked out of your car? I can provide lockpicking services, with years of mispent youth experience. And with this limited time offer, a special savings is available to you, right now. The cost? It's free! All you have to do is submit a note of interest, and discuss this offer at preferable a restaurant, with dinner provided! No cost to you! (Limited Time Offer. Void Where Prohibited. Batteries Not Included) ]]>

<![CDATA[i just wanna rub ur belly and tell u how beautiful you are please message me :D]]>

<![CDATA[COUNTRY BOY WITH THREE ADULT CHILDREN AND 3 SMALL GRANDDAUGHTERS LOVE TO FISH DANCE AND WORK LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO HAVE FUN WITH OR TO SHARE LIFE WITH ]]>

<![CDATA[hey im looking for a girl to text ages 18-22 i would like to get to kno someone on a personal level and hopefully develop something ive been told im attractive and cute lol so if ur interested please send me a text at five one two nine seven zero zero one four two and i can send u a pic of me.]]>

<![CDATA[haha well I don't know how to put this so I will just be blunt.... I am not a loser just have made some poor decisions in the past... I currently am unemployed, looking for work, and living with my parents... I only need a semester or two to finish up college, but I can't help but feel like a corporate slave. I want to work for myself and have higher dreams and aspirations than a 9-5 job for the rest of my life. I am currently working on my own music, and will prob start some sort of business working for myself soon. If you are looking for someone to support you I am not that someone right now, nor would I want to be even if I could. I mean I would, but I wouldn't want a relationship based off that. Anyways..... I consider myself to be nice and respectable to women. I hate douche bags, and guys who prowl women just for sex, and move onto the next. For this reason I have chosen to remain a virgin... even though it has been very hard I think it is the best thing to do until I find somebody that I truly love, and vice versa. I know it is prob a long shot haha but would appreciate the same, but am fine just so long as you respect yourself. I am just lonely and depressed from that... I feel I have a lot of love to give and am lookin for someone to fill the void in my life, I would do anything for somone I truly loved, but I am pretty shy at first and don't go out as much as I used to or even rly drink anymore... I just need someone to share this beautiful life with and build something great together... I am probably just being to picky or having wishful thinking, but I thought wat the hell... if you are interested I have pics, just holla Lot of cool shit going on at SXSW......... 420 friendly is a big plus :D]]>

<![CDATA[Have always had a special place in my heart and mind for asian women. Am interested in LTR with the wright one. Be at least 38 and also interested in LTR. I'm willing to take it slow and see if we can first be friends and see where it goes. I am caucasion 57, HWP, employed and will send pic if requested.]]>

<![CDATA[My name is Justin I'm 21 and I want a girl that is open minded looks really don't matter I have a foot fetish so if you can't take it with Me please move along.I like having a good time but can be serious when necessary I love sports and my friends. What I'm NOT looking for 420 friendly people, druggies, heavy smokers or drinkers,or weirdos. If interested please reply.Send pics to get pics I CANNOT go to any goofy verification sites I only have mobile internet on my phone so do ask me to. Ps: to prove you're real put your favorite thing about spring in the subject line ]]>

<![CDATA[hi im j how r u doing well im looking for the right one :) i like to go to the movies and go to the parks i have two boys they r my bfs i love to hang with them when i have them been singel for like one year i think its time to find her ;) i like to do new things dont do much clubing any more but i will go if i have to i like smart woman who know basic stuff like 1+1=? if u know the answer hit me up i have a car and a job that i luv to do or we can just b firends ths ---!--@]]>

<![CDATA[I am 6'5�, weigh approximately 190 lbs., and have a goatee (sometimes clean-shaven), an Afro and a very slim build. I am 31 years-old. I don't drink or smoke cigarettes. I am usually at home studying financial markets, acting or writing music. I am honest, sincere, caring, passionate, understanding and affectionate. I love to cuddle and kiss. I enjoy pleasing my woman mentally, emotionally, physically and especially orally. I enjoy giving her a full body massage, foot massage and kissing her neck. I'm looking for a woman who wants a long-term relationship and is a homebody. I want a woman that prefers a night of lovemaking and a home cooked meal instead of coming home drunk from a club. I'm attracted to big beautiful women. I am a one woman man. I am very much attracted to women with either brown or red hair that is natural. I am very interested in speaking to all women. WHAT I WANT: I am not interested to speaking to any girls. Please be between 25 and 50 yrs.-old. If you a big beautiful woman at least forty years of age that is a plus for me. Also I want a woman that is craving a man, has not been with one in a long time, and throughout her sex life has received very little oral sex attention from a man. I want a woman that has never been taken to cloud nine sexually and is ready to be flown there. I love to please a woman orally. I very much enjoy taking my time with foreplay that is surrounded by one on one sensuality and intimacy. I want a woman that wants to spend early mornings and nights with a man that can satisfy her mentally, emotionally and physically before and after work. I'm talking about a full body massage, cuddling while listening to music, and making love in the shower. I want to watch a good movie before going to bed together and then quality oral delight for her. I love to please a woman orally! I need a woman that can be my lover and my friend. I very much enjoy taking my time with foreplay that is surrounded by one on one sensuality and intimacy. RELATIONSHIP: If you are seeking a live separate relationship save yourself some time and skip this ad. I am only looking for a relationship where I live with my woman. I miss the closeness of a woman, and haven't lived with a woman since January 2009. Do enjoy making up to sex? How about regular foot massages, and man that will trim your most private area? How about a man that will have your bath water running before you get in the tub, and will even give you a bath? Well I am this man. I do these things for the woman I�m with and a whole lot more. I am the type of man that brings my woman flowers, cards, call when I miss her and always remind her how beautiful she is. I believe a woman's beauty on the inside is more important than her beauty on the outside. LET'S GET SPECIFIC: If you are the type of woman that doesn't value money, please don't respond. I only want to speak to women that are money-motivated like me. This means women that want to live comfortable, retire one day and have financial independence. If you just want to live paycheck to paycheck and are happy in your life with that, we wouldn't be compatible. I am a day trader that expects to make a lot of money from it one day, and I don't want to live in poverty or just above the poverty line. I want to own my own house, car, and be credit card or otherwise debt free. I want to be a financially proactive person that says: Money is important but it won't make me happy. Financially independence is great, and I can afford to go on vacation every year. I have enough faith in my job skills that I will grow and prosper during a bad economy and not be destroyed and complain about its dismay. My idea of the perfect evening is a candlelight dinner followed by kissing and cuddling in front of a fireplace. I�m searching for a woman that is looking for a man to come home to and wake up to. A woman that wants a committed long-term relationship that starts out with honestly, intimacy and sensuality. Note. I am always on my laptop or home computer. You can communicate with me fastest by sending me a friend's request to chat on yahoo instant messenger. My screen name is: ilovebigbeautifulwomen If you want to know what I do for a living please visit my website: www.aroganttrader.blogspot.com PHOTOGRAPHY: The first two pictures you see were taken on March 16th and 17th 2010. The third picture was taken in January 2010. The last picture was taken in 2003. PLEASE DON'T LET YOUR EMAIL GET LOST BECAUSE OF SPAM: If you choose to send me an email, please do not do it directly through craigslist. Usually the email account I use to setup ads on craigslist are made up and I don't check them because of an overwhelming amount of spam. Please if you choose to send me an email sent it to: ilovebigbeautifulwomen at yahoo.com The special friendship I speak of involves plenty of cuddling, oral sex, kissing and doing all of these things throughout the night. This special friendship should be monogamous yet not serious at first. This means I want to be friends with benefits leading into a long-term relationship. However, I want to have sexual and physical relations exclusively so that this can lead to feelings and emotions that will naturally evolve into a longer term commitment and protect both of us from casual sex and the sexually transmitted diseases connected to casual sex encounters. Very soon after we meet and possibly before oral sex happens, I would like mutual STD testing. Are you hungry for fun, excitement and sensual gratification? Do you crave companionship, understanding and romance? If so, your search may be over. As I can fulfill these expectations and a whole lot more! I am honest. I am an excellent communicator and a great listener. I am emotive to all a woman's needs, desires and feelings. I enjoy pleasing my woman physically, emotionally and mentally. It pleases me just to see a woman pleased. The things women say they admire about me the most are: my sweetness, charming personality, sensuous kisses and affectionate cuddling. If you are truly looking for many evenings of elegance and quality time or just need to be held or listened to. Then I'm the man for you. I have a natural sense of humor. Don�t all women love a man that can make them laugh and satisfy them physically? A man that cares more about their sexual pleasure than his and her every day needs than his? Most importantly bring them joy and happiness, taking away loneliness and unhappiness. At 6'5" I have the natural ability to make a woman feel secure and safe. Well I feel I am that type of man. A little bit about me. My astrological sign is Sagittarius. I don�t have any hobbies. However I am very passionate about trading financial markets, music, filmmaking, screenwriting, songwriting and acting. The world is cold and crazy. Through trading and studying trading I find absolute peace and calmness. In writing I find an escape through my creativity and imagination. I have never been married but I was engaged from August 2008 to February 2009. I do not have any children. I have been single since May 2009. For fun I watch comedy and pre released films on my home computer. I RECENTLY RECEIVED A GREAT EMAIL: In the email the woman asked me a whole bunch of questions. I thought that it would be a good idea and save time to post them here with answers, because maybe another woman might have similar questions. VERBATIM EMAIL FROM KIMBERLY Q: what does the SS in SSBBW stand for? I've been trying to figure that out. A: SSBBW stands for super-sized big beautiful woman. Q: Also, when you say you want no living separately, does that mean you do not have your own place and are trying to find a woman to live with? A: No, I just love to live with a woman. The closeness of a woman really pleases me. I enjoy going to bed and waking up with a woman. I enjoy having access to sex and especially oral sex all the time with my woman. I love eating meals, watching movies and taking romantic showers together. I strongly feel these things would be difficult if I was living separate from my woman. Q: How old is too old for you? A: I love mature women but I would say if she is beyond 50 I'm probably not going to be interested. I'm 31 and don't want to date a woman old enough to be my mother. Q: How big is too big for you? A: I really am attracted to a woman between sizes 18 and 28. However I would date a woman beyond this if I really liked her personality and only if she had huge breast. I love big breast. Size 18 to 28 is perfection for the size I look for in a lady. Q: Do you let your woman enjoy a life of her own creation or do you control everything? A: The only person I try to control is myself. I do not try to tell my woman what to wear, what friends she can have, or even what time to be home. I am confident, secure within myself and do not get jealous. Q: Are you open to seeing that a woman may be able to teach you new things? (Esp. an older woman) Or at least what things actually please her and not just what you want to do to/for her? A: Of course. I believe that you can always learn new things. By chatting with women I have learned a lot about how bad men really are in bed and how selfish lovers they are. I would always be open to learning what pleases my woman. Does she like to make love slow and sensual or hard and fast? Does she like her clit licked or sucked more than licked? It�s not about me it�s about her. Whatever she likes sexually I would like for her to communicate that to me. Communication is one of the most important aspects of any relationship and without it the love dies. Q: Is your woman allowed to say "no" if she is not in the mood, or are you of the opinion that a woman can always be put in the mood? And does this woman ever get a chance to have a decent night�s sleep with you in the house? A: I do not believe a woman can always be put in the mood. I also believe that men have to understand that some nights a lady just doesn't feel like having sex or oral sex, whether it is giving or receiving. Sometimes the woman just wants to be held and listened to and nothing more physical than cuddling. I am understanding of that, and I would understand if sex was not taking place on any given night. She gets a good night's sleep. I usually go to bed at 12 a.m. and get up at 5 a.m. because of preparation of my day trading. It would usually be pretty quiet on my end of the house because I would be at the computer studying financial markets and analyzing my trading for the day. Q: Have you ever hit a woman? A: No I have never hit a woman. Q: Do you play chess? Read? What do you like to read? A: Yes I play chess. I think it is a strategy game that forces you to think before you act. Yes I read. I mostly read trading books or financial magazines. I also read books on trading psychology and self-help books. My favorite books at this time are: Trend Followers and The Five Love Languages by Gary Chapman. I won't spend my time reading fiction books. I love to also read bloomberg.com before the market opens and after any major news announcement so I know what is going on. Q: What type of social functions could lure you out of the house? A: I like to go to the museum, I find them interesting and you can learn from history, museums are full of history. I like to go the movies. I like to go out to dinner at a reasonably priced restaurant. I like to go to symphonies, opera shows, ballet shows, Broadway musicals and local playhouses. I like to go art galleries, aquariums and jazz clubs. Q: Do you garden? Fish? Do martial arts? What, besides sex and money interests you? A: No I do not enjoy gardening I am white collar kind of guy. I think gardens and flowers are beautiful though. I do not enjoy fishing and haven't done so since I was 13 years-old. No I do not do martial arts and it would only happen if I was to star in some action hero movie. My interests are music, acting, filmmaking, trading, pleasing my woman orally (I just love it what can I say.) Going to the social functions I mentioned and reading the things I mentioned. Q: Do you have any spiritual/religious leanings? Do you dictate to your woman what she can and cannot believe? A: I believe in GOD and Jesus. I was raised in a Pentecostal Church of GOD in Christ church. My dad was a deacon and my mother became a reverend before she died (R.I.P. may you rest in heaven for eternity mom.) No I am not religious. I rarely go to church, or even pray. The last time I attended a church function was in 2006. My religions are trading, music, acting and filmmaking and pleasing my woman orally. I do not care what my woman believes because I am not religious, so of course I wouldn't try to dictate what she believes in. However it would be hard for me to have a relationship with a woman that didn't at least believe in GOD. LATELY: I have been getting an overwhelming amount of responses asking me why I like BBW. A: WHY I LOVE BIG BEAUTIFUL WOMEN: When I was 15 years old I lost my virginity to a woman named Wendy. She was a brunette, 15 years old at the time. Wendy had pretty blue eyes, large breast, around a size 16 at 5�7�. I remember her vagina felt so good and I was hooked on BBW pussy from that day on. I love going down on a BBW. There is something about being between thick thighs that turns me on. I have tried to date and have sex with skinny women. Honestly when it comes to sex they are overrated, their insides do not feel like a BBW. BBW from my personal experience give me the best sex, best blowjobs and mind blowing orgasms. They are very unselfish lovers and I am too. Therefore I and a BBW compliment each other. WHY DO I LOVE MATURE WOMEN: I have been getting quite a few women responding to my ad asking me why I prefer to date women between 30 and 50 years-old. A: I believe women are like wine. They get better with age. A mature woman has reached at least some of her goals in life, while a girl in her 20�s might still be figuring out what her goals are. A mature woman is experienced when it comes to knowing how to please and treat her significant other (especially sexually and orally). A very young girl might still be experimenting with her sexuality. Trying to learn what her body likes and what a man would like sexually. A mature woman knows what she wants sexually and is not afraid to ask for it, or better yet demand it. A mature woman has gone through the stage of being young and not getting fully satisfied by her previous lovers. She now knows exactly what she wants sexually and in a relationship. A young woman may approach a relationship with reactivity and clinginess. A mature woman is past this state, approaches the relationship by being proactive and giving her man his space. A mature woman is more seasoned in a relationship being much more patient, giving and understanding. She now listens more and is a better communicator than she was in her 20�s. I could go on but you get my point by now. ]]>

<![CDATA[so i am a single dad at home tonight with nothing to do and dont feel like stareing at the tv. so im looking for someone to chat with. i can chat with anyone but my interest are movies, reading, all things zombies and horror, tattoos, food(im a chef), and so on. so if you wanna chat send me a reply with a pic and some info about you. age isnt a huge deal. put your favorite food in the subject so i know its real. ]]>

<![CDATA[I LOVE THE GOOD LORD WITH ALL OF MY HEART!!! I love my family and my dear friends. I love my Bull Terrier Roxy! I love anything mazda especially the rotary! I like weight training. I like doing plumbing work. I like videos games. I like football. I like racing of all sorts. I like to do movies whether at home or the theatre. I like to eat nice. I like to laugh. I like to have genuine fun. Etc. Anything you want to know, ASK? Yes, I too am looking for a real young lady that loves the lord. Just like a lot of ya'll say that there aren't any good men anymore. Well, I say that I haven't met any young ladies that are decent with christ. But, who knows. Surprise me! Oh! Yeah, put "roxy" in the subject line to let me know you're real! ]]>

<![CDATA[My name is Mike and am 40 years old. I have lived in the Austin/RR/Georgetown area all my life and was born in Georgetown. I'm 6'1" and a large boy as you will be able to tell by my pictures when I send them. If the most important criteria to you is finidng a genuinely nice and caring person rather than an Adonis type, then I can assure you that you have located that person. I am unable to send the photos I have to Craigslist due to size limits. You can however look at my Facebook page, do a search for friends then search by e-mail address. I can send photos later when you provide me with an e-mail account that will accept larger files such as photos. About me: I'm very friendly and kind to a fault. I'm very generous and love to spoil my woman. I'm also very affectionate and enjoy just holding each other while watching a movie. I am a good cook or so I am told. I'm looking to become friends with, date and hopefully find the woman I will marry. I'm NOT interested in FWB's, one-nighters, etc. I work for a large car dealership in central Austin and am a Customer Relations Manager there. I like to listen to live music, primarily rock (modern, classic,), country (modern, classic) and blues. I also like going to movies at the Alamo and exploring Austin other parts of our great state. I've never been married and have no kids - I would be open to a woman that has kids already or who wants to have kids - I love kids and they tend to love me. I live in a 3/2 house with my female roommate as well as my wonder dog - Onyx and my roommate's dog Betty. Looking for: Someone who is honest and willing to take time to get to know me and let a relationship grow. I know a good woman is out there and hope to find her soon. If I could take one CD to a deserted island it would be the soundtrack from the movie the Commitments. It has lots of great old soul standards - Mustang Sally, Take Me to the River, I Can't Stand the Rain, In the Midnight Hour, Dark End of the Street - all performed by the movie cast. Great stuff! For a movie, I would take The Hustler - like my Facebook page says that is probably my favorite movie. Paul Newman does a fantastic job in the movie. Thanks and I hope to hear back from you! Please send a pic. I assure you I am real. Ask me any question that you think I should know and I shall answer to prove I am real. Please put "needle found" in the subject line of your response so I know you are not SPAM or a bot. Mike ]]>

<![CDATA[Hi I am 36 years old I'm 6.2 slim-athletic build,I have brown hair hazel eyes and well not that bad looking. I'm looking 4 some one honest no drama please,if you think you the one then write me back I'm more then happy to answer to you. If you have a pic that's even better thanks till then St.]]>

<![CDATA[Well what to say? Im a 22 yo guy looking your a pretty lady to come watch a movie with tomorrow since I have nothing on my agenda. I recorded night of the living dead and i've yet to watch it. Im 5'8 and I have brown hair and green eyes. I know this probably sounds like im looking for a hook up but its nothing like that. I am a great guy who wants to meet a nice girl. If you want to come watch a flick with me you should shoot me an email. A picture would be nice but its not necessary. Please put "romero" as the subject. Major plus if you know what it means.]]>

<![CDATA[I am tired of the games and want a real woman. I am just looking for some one that is real, enjoy life, happy with who they are happy with who I am and really would want to get to know me. I dont want drama or games I want to love. I dont want any spammers so to prove you are real put reg in the subject line... ]]>

<![CDATA[Hold on to that feeellllleeeeeiiiinnn !!! I love listening to music while writing a post and I'm also watching Man V.S. Wild ! (man I love that show !!) but seriously.... Do you need a person in your life that will listen, make you feel like you are someone, smile, laugh, blush, and love? Hopefully since your looking at the personal ads on craigslist you maybe curious to what a man will write? I think in our minds we want the perfect person when we look at these ads. I'd imagine your thinking I wish I could just meet someone right now that is the right one for me. In this day in age we Americans want instant gratification. When were hungry we want food now. When are car breaks down we want it fixed now. When Thursday comes we want the weekend now ! and when we look on CL we want (whatever it may be) Right Now ! Anyone with patients know that good things take time. Like cheese. mmm cheese. or love. I think your out there and I think that you think that I'm thinking about the same thing your thinking right now. So why don't you tell me about it? I look forward to your e-mail. What can you loose? You can only gain in this situation. I guarantee. ]]>

<![CDATA[I don't know if this is the right place to post this, but since I'm NOT looking for a one-night stand, a friends-with-benefits situation or a sex-buddy, here goes something ... To make a long story short: I love women who are strong in public, submissive in private. A woman who comes off as a power player in the boardroom, but wants to be a slave in the bedroom. I'm looking to find that one special woman to spend the rest of my life with. If I've already lost you, then have a wonderful evening, weekend and life. If you're still with me, here's more of what I'm looking for: I love women who are smart, professional, driven, educated, interesting and have a positive outlook on life. The type of woman that nobody would ever suspect of being completely submissive in private. I'm looking for a woman who is a professional, has no children, but is of child-bearing age and open to the possibility of creating a family, as I am. Extra points if you like to read and if you're interested and knowledgeable about current events and business matters. I am 42 years old, single, DDF, educated, creative, professional, non-smoker, non-drinker, respectful in public but unquestionably dominant in private. If it sounds like I'm talking about you, don't hesitate to let me know. Thank you. ]]>

<![CDATA[Must be in a good state of mind, must be living a carpe diem existence as much as humanly possible, and must be able to laugh at yourself and life. ]]>

<![CDATA[Okay, so this is my pitch here: Wait, drumroll please....I'm 38, divoriced, no kids but am great with them, no drama, and very down to Earth. I have a great job, a nice place, and am hoping to meet a really sweet and genuine girl here....I LOVE cooking, and am always eager to learn as much as I possibly can....So yes, I'm actually a guy that thinks outside of the box, and can definately cook more than just a frozen dinner, Lol!!!....I am currently living in Houston, but can always relocate if I meet the right person, no problem. If distance is an issue, no biggie for me here, I love driving and would come visit you. I like most movies, music, new restaurants, anything comedy oriented, road trips, bike riding, some sports, love outdoor events of all kinds, traveling, intelligent conversation, bbq's, shopping, candles, cozy clubs, anything retro, animals, walks on the beach, sunsets, slow dancing and anything fun in general...I've been told I have a great sense of humor, as I love to joke around and make people laugh and smile as much as possible. I'm very open, honest, eclectic, a good listener, positive thinker, definately a romantic here, and not in a cheesy way either, Lol...I'm looking for an all around awesome girl who has similar interests, who if we met and got along great, might be willing to give things a shot....I am REAL, and not a player, not my style here. And btw, I'm a guy that likes to hold hands, buy a random gift for a girl and stuff like that, just to show I care. Soooo....I guess if you're interested, give me a shout, and please be serious. Hope to hear from you soon :-) P.S.---Chivalry is not dead, at least not as long as I'm still around!!! :-) ]]>

<![CDATA[hey my name is germany hit me up if you wanna know me.]]>

<![CDATA[ "Won't you help me girl just as soon as you can?" Handsome, funny redheaded gentleman seeks attractive, vivacious, intelligent woman (21 to 40) for interesting conversation and/or a casual date that, with the right amount of chemistry, might lead to a wonderful future of memorable, full 24 hour days. I enjoy music (I am a musician and an avid music fan), reading, walking/running in Austin, movies and traveling. I love long late night conversations, and my favorite thing is to make someone I'm interested in laugh. And I can dance. Send an email with a picture and I'll do the same ]]>

<![CDATA[So, yes I am looking for a kinky relationship in the bdsm lifestyle. And yes, I know I'm young and in this lifestyle all the ladies swoon for old farts. But youth doesn't mean lack of experience, I have no trouble bringing a much taller and older black woman that outweighs me down to her knees. As far as my type, I don't discriminate age, race, or size. I say if you're attracted to someone you're attracted. As for me, I'm intelligent and enjoy reading. I'm a voracious learner. I also looooove to travel. And it must be said, I'm a fitness freak. Workout constantly. Just so happens I'm a personal trainer too. In life, I take nothing seriously and have a huge sense of humor. I don't see a little joking around as undermining my domination as I've heard stories of other doms that do. I'm naturally dominant, nothing challenges that. I'm secure in it. I have a fetlife page, for those that want to see plenty of pics of me and read some stuff I've written about myself. Also, sorry but I'm not local. In this lifestyle it's just the way it is. You have to look far and wide. But cheer up, I'm young and relocating is pretty easy for me. I travel light. Or you could come to me, either way. You MUST put "I serve" in the subject line of your email, otherwise it will just be deleted. Keep Austin weird ;)]]>

<![CDATA[Ladies, I am here to tell you why nice guys finish last, or just get bumped out of the race entirely. Even an tall, attractive, gainfully employed man who takes care of himself and has his stuff together, but is just too nice, will lose. The reason is because part of women's programming is to look for a man who will be pleasant to be around, and treat them well, and work daily to make them happy. However, there is a conflicting part of that programming that seeks a man who constantly challenges the rest of the world, gets what he wants through a strong will and presence, and stands up to anyone who presents any challenge to him. This drive by women is part of what creates the drive behind us men. Some of us guys go way too nice, and other are just jerks. It is difficult to fall somewhere in between, or at least it is for me. But this isn't about me, its about me trying to pass my understanding on as best I can to you. If you really are sick of the jerks, you will have to be a bit more aggressive in letting the 'nice' guys you meet know that you are interested. This doesn't make you easy, and it doesn't make him weak, and it doesn't have to establish dominance between you. It's just that Nice guys assume it is rude to chase women around like a dog, but then we get confused and hurt when the dogs get all the women. The charm behind going with the 'jerks' instead of the 'nice guys' is that you aren't faced with rejection. It's understandable to want to avoid rejection, it's human nature for both men and women. Trust me, I know it is very difficult to stand up and face the possibility of rejection in the face. However, if you don't start taking up this trend of being brave and actively seeking out those guys who don't seem to chase you that you might otherwise be interested in, you will keep ending up with the same guys who are 'jerks', and then those will be the only men who are still running in the race. Good Luck]]>

<![CDATA[This is a long shot, but some of the best things in life are too XD. Anyway, I saw your ad posted in W4M but I am sorta new to craigslist and didn't realize the AD was going to disappear semi-quickly. You're big into D&D, while I haven't played it I'd be interested in learning to play it. I'm a nerd - I play lots and lots of video games - and the fact that you have an SNES and N64 does make me smile. You have a tattoo of a 20 sided dice on your wrist. I keep clean, I don't stink (unless I want to haha) and I'm not even sure if you're real. Apparently there are bots that litter craigslist and you might have been sent from the future to crush the hopes and dreams of nerds and geeks alike ^_^. ]]>

<![CDATA[My friend is looking for a nice woman with a pretty smile. Right now he only uses the computer at work so I will have to forward messages to him and then send back his replies until the two of you are comfortable exchanging numbers. He would like to meet a woman who is honest and considerate. His interests include going to the gym regulary, playing golf and riding his motorcycle to name a few. Please send a picture if you will. Serious replies only. Thanks.]]>

<![CDATA[6'0 200lbs atheltic build, college degree, professional, green eyes, own house, cars, and businesses..............looking for a cool WOMAN, not girl, who knows how to have a good time and likes to kick back......i travel back and fourth between dallas and austin for work......i need an independent woman...own car and own place....if u liek what u see send me a pic and lets go from there]]>

<![CDATA[First off, the fact that I am actually posting a CL ad hoping to find something true and meaningful is just beyond me. Secondly, I should just clarify that I�m not actually 21 yet but I will be in a little over two weeks. But I�m excited to actually be 21 that I just felt like putting it. About me: I�m 6� tall, white, have blue eyes, dirty blonde hair, laid back guy. I get along with just about everyone but my past relationships were anything BUT fun and exciting. I�ve always been the one to get hurt in my relationships. Whether it�s being lied to constantly or being cheated on by the first girl I truly loved. I�m looking for something real. Something meaningful. I go to school and live in San Marcos but I am up in Austin at least 4 times a week. I work at a recording studio helping to record bands (which is awesome!) as well as play drums in a band both up in Austin. I look for any reason to get up to Austin because well�it�s an awesome city. I have two tattoos and I definitely plan on getting more. I play volleyball, racquetball, used to play ice hockey, I rock climb, and do pretty much any other sport. I am in decent shape but I am working on getting back into better shape like before. I like to hang out with friends, go out, party, drink beer, all those fun things, but to be honest staying in with someone and just watching a movie is just as good sometimes. I don�t smoke cigs (would prefer you didn�t either, unless you can�t tell you do until you actually see it) but I guess you could say I�m 420 friendly even though I don�t do it that often because it doesn�t do anything for me. Please want a meaningful and real relationship and be around my age. In your response just tell me about yourself and a picture would be nice to. I will respond with one as well. Put today�s date in the subject line so I know you�re real and not just annoying spam. Look forward to hearing from you. ]]>

<![CDATA[I'm a drummer in a upcoming, local, metal band. I'm probably more shy than my dog.... when i feel the need to open up though, i can get pretty out of it. I've got a job, truck, and house, and room mates =) tattoos, piercings. I've got several of each. i love my bike, though its out of commission at the moment. (bicycle) i love swimming in anything other than a chlorinated pool, as long as its not completely filthy...... i love hiking and all that out doorsy shit.... my dog loves it too. im tired of describing me. you should be cute and short and skinny? (not a must, but I'm skinny so no "bbws" or "a little over weight") i realize I'm on craigs list posting an ad, but I've got standards and refuse to settle...=) having that said, be somewhat active, or be willing to let me drag you everywhere on my adventures. cause i do adventure. it'd be nice if you were an artist of some sort. (photographer, painter, MUSICIAN) something. I've found i can only really connect truly with a fellow artist. idk. tattoos, piercings. if you've got more than me, that's always super sexy. just as the title says, in all reality, I'm envious of all the dumb ass hipsters and their smokin hot, "alternative" babes. i need me a cute little "indie" chick on my arm. that way we can take turns showing each other off =) (just cause I'm posting on cl doesn't mean I'm not grade b material) =) myspace---->dot--->com/---->thejeebuscrisst aim---->jeebuscrisst yim---->thejeebuscrisst]]>

<![CDATA[i need a decent lookin girl between the ages of 19-22 to go out with my boyfriends friend. hes cute sooo yu wont be with a total lame. Hes sweet and charming. Hes well put together, attends UTSA, drives a nice bmw, Its a one time thing unless ya'll decide otherwise. If yur interested email back with a headshot of yurself. Btw this would be great for me if we could do this 2mrw. I miss my boyfriend. thanks elizabeth.]]>

<![CDATA[Just kinda curious who's gonna read this. Obviously I'm a handsome man so unless your an attractive girl please don't respond. I can send pics but hit me up first. ]]>

<![CDATA[Actually, "Race" is really simply a non-issue with me, but I just don't know how many non-white (I really don't know how else to put that without sounding awkward...) girls see me as a potential relationship candidate. Besides, anyone who knows a little bit about population genetics knows why its a good idea. SO, I figure I'll just advertise it on craigslist and see what pops up! Oh, and if you choose to respond put your favorite movie or at least one you really like in the subject of your reply email. I'm looking for a stupendously intelligent, happy, active woman from the ages of 21 to 28. In school or gainfully employed. Sense of humor is a must, preferably a bizarre one! Someone who stays in shape, will go out and run with me, go to a gym with me, etc. Attractive (and I find all sorts of types attractive!) Drug and disease free, non-smoker, though a light smoker would be ok i guess, alcohol is ok. Not seriously religious. Be independent, fun, single, no kids, and looking for a relationship. As for who I am... I've got my degree and a job working for the government in Austin (I work till 1 in the morning weekdays, so mainly free on weekends, which makes socializing difficult but I've gotta try), but I live just outside of San Marcos. I'll be going to grad school this fall, I'm smart as hell, nice as Jesus, loyal, independent, sarcastic, and can be very amusing when I feel like it (and I like to feel amusing). I'm six feet tall and relatively thin, but in very good shape. I've been told by women that are not my mother that I am good looking. I like going out for dinner, movies, 6th street, Draft House, bowling, karaoke, laser tag, etc. I love going to the beach and can't friggin wait for summer. I am drug and disease free, a non-smoker, and typically only drink on weekends. I'm an agnostic, so not religious at all. No kids, single, want relationship. I feel like I should admit some faults as well to be fair, so here we go: I can be slow to open up to people, a bit shy (though sometimes a bit too outgoing...), and sometimes arrogant (though this is usually for comedic effect). Ok, stopping before I go too long. As much as I would love to have everyone on the internets see me, I'm not including a picture for privacy's sake. But if you want one shoot me an email. I would of course like a picture of you, but you don't have to until I send you one if you don't want to.]]>

<![CDATA[Hi, I've been told that I'm a catch and one of a kind. I've been told I'm attractive by friends and successful in the busienss arena. I'm college educated and socially acceptable:) Perhaps someone you wouldn't mind bringing home to meet the parents; go out on the town for the symphony or lounge around the house on a cool Sunday morning. I enjoy traveling, fine dining and multiple other enjoyable activities. I'm not your typical guy you would meet on here I assure you that and I would love to hear from those who knows how to appreciate a man. If you're fit, attractive between the ages of 20 and 35 I would like to hear from you. It's a beautiful day in Austin let's have some fun together]]>

<![CDATA[A lil about me, Im hispanic, 6'1", few tattoos, loves sports and going out and having fun. lookin for someone to maybe go out with or exchange numbers and pics. I like all types of women. Yes i am real. thanx]]>

<![CDATA[5"10 38 yr old Hispanic male but don't look it, I like to have fun, party sometimes, BBQ with the fam and friends, comedy clubs, Plucker s Hot wings, tailgates long drives just because, Captain Crunch with the Berries, staying up late to finish a good movie. I want a Girlfriend! This is your chance to tell me why I should consider replying back to your email. Please send a pic. I will not reply unless you have a pic, I will not reply if you send a link for verification, When you reply in the subject line say "I'm the girl your looking for" Besos-A ]]>

<![CDATA[Hey what's up, just looking to meet someone cool and laid back. Married, and would prefer to meet someone else in the same situation. Looking for someone to get away with on occasion, no drama no games. I like intelligent women who can hold a conversation. So get at me if you're interested. ]]>

<![CDATA[I am tired of going to bars, i am tired of playing bar games, and i am tired of getting beer spilled on me by people squeezing by...Sound familiar? This is where i'm at, i am a good guy with his head on straight and his life together, i just don't know where else to go atm to meet people...cl? Yea right, a longshot, but what the hell, i will give it a shot! Not really in the know on the online dating etiquette, shoot me a mail and i will get back with you, pics/interests/etc....]]>

<![CDATA[Swm 6'1" 175lbs, nice looking fun smart guy will spend quality time with you if you are nice and interesting. pls send a recent pic - I'll reply w/mine]]>

<![CDATA[Hi ladies, I want to tell you a little about what I am looking for. I guess I should start off by saying I am not sure if I want a "ltr" or a "nsa", but I figured I would post here since the likelihood of it getting read by a live person is much greater than under casual encounters. Oh yeah secondly, I love games, drama, and baggage ...so if you are ready to create some big ass lies or half-truths about you and what you want, who you are, or where you came from...cool deal. I think I can hear wedding bells off in the distance. (thumbs up if you are still involved with another man or extra points if it is a woman) I really really want a BBW, I can't imagine why anyone would want anything else. Check it out, when you send me a pic please be sure you only send an overhead neck up photo from some grainy ass webcam that was made in like 1998. I'd like to have something I can leave up to my imagination. Also, I want a girl who is looking for money or as others so eloquently put in their posts a "financially stable" man. As long as you are concerned with my gross earnings on my W-2 for last year, I think we can really begin to build something together. (I have it scanned to disk and ready to be emailed back once you send me that overhead grainy ass pic mentioned above) Oh shit I almost forgot to ask, do you have kids? Ok Good, I am really looking for a woman who has anywhere from 3-5 little ones and preferably all below the age of 5. Once again, bonus points for any type of an existing strained relationship with the "ex" or "baby's daddy". I want a woman who likes to do stuff either indoors or outdoors because let's be honest isn't that really where the magic happens. If you like movies, music, and eating out BOOM then we got it fuckin' made in the shade darlin. I guess to kinda sum up here....if you are not sure if you want to just be my friend or fuck like feretts (that's awesome), if you like "playing games/enjoy drama" (hell yeah, you might be the one), if you are what most people consider obese (bring it), if you are concerned more about money than the possibility of enjoying someone else's company (sweet), if you have a whole fuckin' litter of kids and a pissed off ex (you are money girl), and if you like doing what most people just commonly refer to as "normal shit" then I think we will be a match made in heaven. I have been searching high and low for you Ms. Right and I know you are out there. Many posts I have read on CL have a few of these unique qualities, but none have incorported them all. I hope my prayers will be answered. LAST OF ALL WHEN YOU REPLY WILL YOU PLEASE DO IT IN ALL CAPS....I FUCKING LOVE THAT SHIT! Oh I almost forgot to tell you about me. I will proceed to tell you a whole load of BS about me from now until the end. Trust me I know you are getting hot and need to change those panties already, but oh wait it gets better. Not only am I a recovering crack addict, but I also have bipolar disorder type 1 and occasionally forget to take my meds. So if you enjoy excitement and spontanaity (sp?) then I am your man. I work a crappy job that I hate so fucking much and like to bitch about it incessantly. Hey at least we will have something to share together as we destroy our souls by eating at AppleBees on kids eat free night. I barely make $1500 a month and that is just enough to cover all my monthly expenses. Somehow I still manage to lose anywhere from 3-5 hundred a month gambling. So when I told you I liked movies, what I kinda meant was I like it when you go to the movies and I play cards. Occasionally the money we need to diaper the two youngest may finance me going all in on a flush draw. Regardless, lately these days I am living by what a close friend of mine told me..."get a fatty dude they will stick around almost no matter what and convincing them to do anal is so much easier." (He really said that, no shit) So I am just going to take that as gospel here and run with it. In all seriousness, I am not asking for much just someone who has completely unrealistic expectations like me. I know it's hard to believe isn't it. I tried to attach a cock shot here so you have some kind of idea what you will be getting into....or more appropriately what will be getting into you, but I guess I am just too ill equipped to even do that. (the herpes was showing too, so maybe it's all for the best) I am waiting, come and get me. Thanks ]]>

<![CDATA[i would like to meet a nice, educated woman who just wants to have some clean fun and a good conversation. we could go for a ride around the lake or take a hike. im college educated and gainfully employed. if you want to talk just email me. i will trade pics if you send me one. ]]>

<![CDATA[About me?�.I would describe myself as stable in my career and goal-oriented. I am intelligent and can carry on meaningful conversations. I am a good listener. I care about other people's feelings��. When I'm with someone special I like being spontaneous, adventurous, romantic, surprising them with little gestures, sensual, playful, and basically having that type of fun you see two people who just met in the movies having! Someone to laugh with, hang out with, be spontaneous with, and have fun with! I'm looking for someone who has similar qualities and desires someone who they can connect with . . . . . . I feel there has to be mutual physical attraction for there to be good chemistry between two people. So being fit and having good looks are important, as well as sensuality and affection. . . . . . Having some similar interests helps--some things I enjoy are watching sunsets over water, listening to live music, boating, watching movies, travelling, going scuba diving, going on day trips to local attractions, having romantic nights at home, cuddling, and basically having a enjoyable time together. If you have any interest please send me an email. Thanks for reading my posting. PLEASE PUT �TIME� IN THE SUBJECT LINE OR I WILL NOT RESPOND DUE TO ALL THE SPAM. ]]>

<![CDATA[It's like the posting title says..."I am tesing the water". You will be the judge on the age group in which I seek. I am 5' 11" and 170 lbs...you should be HWP as well. I have many interests and hobbies...there is only one thing that I do not like..."PAYING TAXES". (but I do) I have 3 children that are grown up and living on ther own, I also have a 10 year old grandson that lives close to me. We do several things together...so, if you have children, we will welcome you to join us in our activities...If you like dogs, that would be a plus. If you like to "cut-a-rug" even better! Thank you for reading my posting...reply with a picture and I will return the favor. I am real...the picture that you see posted was taken at the Cowboy Breakfast....today is sunny with a high temp in the low 70's. NO SPAM PLEASE!! ]]>

<![CDATA[Ok here it is I am 42 yrs old going on 27 I am young at heart and dont want to grow up..I have been raising my two boys myself for the last 9yrs and havent had a date one the hole time, not that i couldnt have, just never put forth the effert.. I am stable enough to raise two kids but thats it LOL I pay the mortage and the bills and make sure theres food on the table..Me and the boys try to do as much as we can afford like motocross camping fishing watchin movies ect.... I am a bad boy gone good just to raise my kids not an outlaw because I never got caught thats bedcause I'm not a tottle morron...I am tired of going to bed sad I would rather be mad, I miss the companion ship of someone being with me I have a lot of Love to give to the right person i dont play games I am faithful I miss spooning and I sound like a tottle idiot but fuck it... I do have a bad mouth I am rude crude and vary uneceptable but mister clean when it is called for..I never really had a meaningful relation ship and I want one now!!!! I dont Drink except special parties ;0 I do smoke bad habbet I am trying to quit but fuck it... I am NOT religous I was tourcherd as a child being raised Italian Catholic MAN WHAT A MINED FUCK THATS BEEN I dont have mental issies and dont want them...I want someone to share life with the good the bad and the ugly ,,,the fun we could have to gether and be there for each other in ruff times to ....I am vary picky when it comes to my girl I like my girl to be shorter than me I'm 5' 6'' I like my girl to have a cute face and great smile good attitude not a bump on a log she cant be a fat ass either I want reach around you when we hug (sorry but I am staight up front no bullshit even when it hearts) I expect the same DONT SAY ITS RAINING WHEN YOUR PISSIN DOWN MY BACK... Be real straight up tell it like it is call me fat ass and make go work out, I will love you for it!!!! Send me a pic and tell me a liitle sumn sumn about yourself....dont hold back give it to me baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]>

<![CDATA[I'm seeking a fun woman 21-35 who might like to accompany me on a short trip to vegas later this month or in April. Ideally a Fri-Sun trip. I have not made reservations yet, so we can plan around your schedule. My work is flexible so I can go mid week too. Personality is more important than looks, but I am attracted to white/hispanic, slender/petite, positive, fun conversationalist and can also enjoy sitting in companionable silence. I'm going regardless of finding someone so the only cost to me would be the extra airfare and entertainment money. I'm tall, considered goodlooking, suit and tie type, very clean and normal sexually. I respect all boundaries and treat a woman like a lady. Lets get away, relax, gamble a little, sit in the lounge and people watch, and trade massages behind closed doors. Maybe take in a show if we find something we like. If you are interested send me a reply. Please include a picture. I'm real and I am serious. I'm not interested in playing games. We'll swap a couple emails, meet somewhere in the next week, see if there is chemistry and then book our trip. Please put "Vegas" in the subject line. ]]>

<![CDATA[ I am a single 50 year old male needing a female companion for being around full time I own my home have a life and want to share with the right person not lonley but alone I strive to find this woman in my life someone that would enjoy time together with not a one time thing I am active and enjoy sports and horses and still get on them this would be a live in thing and can help with household duties and will be as active as me I am interviewing for this so be real I can tell you I am not into bots or spam so dont waiste my time if you are real put ( doe ) in subject line must live in the area ]]>

<![CDATA[Why is this so difficult no spam no games put ( BAY) into subject line or no response I dont want 20 year olds I am fit and I want you to be as well please be (HWP) and be between 40 and 50 years old Hispanic perfered Let�s let technology do its job here. I am a fifty-year-old white male. 6� 2� 225 Lbs. Mostly on the Country side with a little bit of Rock & Roll in there as well. Spare time is something that a lot of us don�t have much of; but I like to enjoy the spare time I do have. The business I am in can have me jumping up at the spur of the moment and having to take care of things but there is also a considerable amount of time in between. I like Mexican food, seafood, as well as other types. I can�t leave out good old fashion fish fry�s & bar-B-Qs. I also enjoy bumping elbows in the kitchen and then laughing about how bad it all turned out or sitting in the living room watching a movie and commenting on how good of a job we both did on dinner. I love good conversation but there is also a lot to be said for a relationship where on long drives and other times, there can be silence between us without either of us getting that uneasy feeling like we have to talk the whole time we are together. I enjoy dancing and yes, I even have a few plants. Okay, more about me later. I like a woman who knows who she is, and is comfortable in her own skin. As I mentioned before I love to dance, but I am not real big on a woman in her mid 40s to early 50s who thinks all her friends can be found in a nightclub. I have seen my fair share of drama but I also know that just every day life can create a bit of it without asking for it. That�s the time when a good ear, understanding and compassion can go a long way. This is something that has to be a two way street in a relationship. I am real and (want you to be the same no redirects no players no games no spam no sex sites ) You will need and I repeat put Bay in the subject line ]]>

<![CDATA[i'm a tall fit 33yr old successful black male out of the killeen area. i fly commercially for delta airlines and would love to spoil and treat a good woman right. if you fit the bill, step up and be treated like a queen for a change.i scratch any itch and i truly believe the sky is the limit. i have no boundaries and am a great conversationalist and truly enjoy listening peeling back layers to get to know a person. i am currently single because no one has been in the market for a good man and my job can be demanding at times. i am trying to be more available and reaching out to a woman who wants to be happy for a change with no mess or drama]]>

<![CDATA[I'm 20 years old and I'm just looking to see what is on the market. I broke up with my girlfriend after months and months of this being the only obvious solution... It's time that I got out there and started dating again (it's been months). I'm tall, athletic-average, funny, goofy and a lot of fun. I like girls that are slender, alternative (dark-hair, piercings, tattoos and rock-n'-roll chicks). I know that it's impossible to find a scene/emo girl , but it's worth a shot. I'd love for you to send me a picture and we can exchange emails and maybe numbers after a while... I'm looking for something long-term... so even if you don't fit the description try me anyway... I love confidence... pics please]]>

<![CDATA[me: 5'10'', 150lbs, college student, Asian/Native American, intelligent, caring, sweet, attractive. you: shorter than me, slender to average, intelligent, cute, friendly. i'm real... it's sxsw week. put "swsx" so I can tell you're real...]]>

<![CDATA[Im 5'11 hispanic big build with several tattoos....Im also responsible have a good job my own place and cars... Im looking for a good, nice girl....funny of course cuz i promise ill make you smile alot..... I enjoy going to the movies, swimming, going outdoors, cooking, drawing and doing tattoos....(hit me up and we can meet...have dinner or go to the movies,,,,get to know eachother,,, (three=six=seven=nine=eight=two=zero) text me or call.....]]>

<![CDATA[Looking to date someone who loves games as much as i do. :) Im a big gamer just like my friends.I have alot of friends so im not really looking for friendship. But another friend isnt bad. I love international movies and horrors. Im big into 80's music and quote them all the time. Just send me a message with the words "Whip it" and a picture and il respond asap. Thanks]]>

<![CDATA[I am seeking an intellectual person to get to know and if something happens, great, if not, that's OK too. My beautiful 5 year old daughter lives with me and we have fun together. I am the type of person that somehow always manages to stay 1 step ahead and instead of living life on its terms, I force my will upon life and change it to fit my terms.. lol I'm a tall and super skinny white guy--which I understand will cause many of you will stop here and move on to another post, but I believe in honesty. Stuff I'm into: Computers (they are a hobby and I assemble/repair them for a living) Music (all types but mostly D&B--I love Pendulum) :-) Paranormal (I'm fascinated by tales of ghosts, Extraterrestrials,Unexplained Events, miracles. etc) Travel (when possible--tell me where to find a good fishing spot) Lots more, lets discuss it.. Favorite quotes: In a world of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act --George Orwell Simple minds talk about each other Average minds talk about events and Great minds talk about ideas --Eleanor Roosevelt these pics are several years old and aren't too great (I lost my camera and a lot of pics in a move) and I don't have any current ones, but I can take some at your request.. EDIT: after some of the responses I have gotten so far, I need to clarify some things here.. If you are after a one night stand or are trying to sell me on your webcam service, I am NOT interested, please move on. ]]>

<![CDATA[Well, all my friends are trashed and scattered at various bars. I worked late and was unable to attend the festivities in time. Anyone feel like meeting up for coffee, perhaps we will click. If not, well we may just walk away with a new friend. I am single Latino male, college educated and looking for some great conversation. The night is still you and I do not feel like sleeping.]]>

<![CDATA[I just got back from the bar and I'm still mildly intoxicated. Anyone want to chat? I'm looking for friends, girlfriends....anything. My aol screen name is geemoney47.]]>

<![CDATA[ Hi , I am a Man with a Big Heart , and Hard worker , That would Love to meet a 5'3 Dark hair brunette with Green eyes , that also has a Good Heart for dinner and movies and more to maybe a longterm relationship , if you find me on your mind send e-mail , Have a Great night ]]>

<![CDATA[My name's Michael. I'm 27, around 5'11" and a little under 200lbs. I don't smoke and I don't do drugs but I do drink from time to time. I'm currently working on an associates in Criminal Justice. I prefer spending most of my time outdoors (i.e. camping, fishing, kayaking, working on cars/trucks and then taking them out to play). It's those little things in my life that make it the most fun and enjoyable. I don't have cable TV and that's probably a good thing. For one, TV consists of too much junk... plus it helps me focus on studying. On the rare occasions that I do watch the tube I'm usually entranced by the History channel or A&E as I am a huge nerd when it comes to subjects pertaining to history and science. At this point in my life I'm looking for something serious. It would be nice to have someone to stay in with from time to time and watch a movie while eating Chinese food. I would also love to meet a girl who doesn't mind spending her weekends out in the woods around a campfire or going out of town for a classic car show. ]]>

<![CDATA[Hey i'm kyle. hit me up if you want to know more. ]]>

<![CDATA[This non smoking 53 y/o white collar professional, 6'1" 270 lbs, with 15 & 17 1/2-y/o daughters still at home would like an activity partner/lifemate for a long term relationship. Hate being bored and feeling lonely. I don't play games or waste time "thinking about it". We either like each other & are dating, or we're not. Let's meet for coffee and see if we click! ph.956 too-oh-six, seven=five double-six. No phone # given... no interest on my part! George]]>

<![CDATA[Looking for a friend/ whateva !! 42o is kool i guess]]>

<![CDATA[well im fairlly new to austin and i just got my internet back on so imbored and thought id try too see if anyone is out there.soo if ur real and just want to chat email me im nice normal and sweet.im 25 mexican and well i just want new friends so hit me up]]>

<![CDATA[ do you love art? do you have any cats? i want to find a cool girl that knows how to carry in intelligent conversation and does more on friday nights than dress up like a skank and get wasted.. dont get me wrong i like to have a good time.. just not all the time.. im 24 breathtakingly handsome, charmingly witty, and utterly peerless at lovemaking ;) hehe but really... i spend most of my time deep in books, painting, or trying to finish up my own book im trying to finish if im not at work.. i would like to find a nice girl to make dinner for and compose songs for because i love to cook... but who for? will you be my kitty in a coffee cup with me? if so.. put - coffee kitty - in the headline]]>

<![CDATA[me: tall, thin, brown hair, artsy, musician, even-tempered, college degreed. i like fine food, good art, small groups of people and excellent grammar. i'm 27, have a car and live alone with my cat. looking for someone 22-34 with similar interests to get a few drinks with and enjoy this fair austin weather. please respond with a pic and i'll respond with one of me. put something original in the title so i know you're real. ok go.]]>

<![CDATA[I am looking for someone cool to spend my time with. Someone affectionate who can spend an evening with me after I cook a great meal relaxing on the couch cuddling. Maybe watching a movie, maybe a t.v. show. No matter what we do there will be laughter, serenity, mutual attraction, and getting to know one another. I am into all types of music and we could simply sit quietly listening to all our davorite artists, or we can enjoy outrageous laughter watching stand up comedy. If your down to earth, not judgemental, open minded, and interested, respond. Pic 4 Pic. I am fit, with Hazel eyes, and a contagious smile. ]]>

<![CDATA[me: just moved to Austin, don't know anybody, won two free tickets to see Hall & Oates on the 27th you: fun, not scamming me, able to diffuse awkwardness of going to a concert with a stranger, not a maneater]]>

<![CDATA[I'm a real Austinite that really never goes to any shows for SXSW but loves to ride my bike around during the time. I'm a pretty cool dude that is open minded, kind hearted, and just wants to enjoy some good company with a lovely lady. Maybe even tonight? Little bit about me. I love the outdoors ha ha yeah (got sunburned today) 6'2'' with an athletic build and light skinned. Very well mannered, goofy sometimes, but knows when to be serious. I like a girl that doesn't mind getting her hands dirty, but also likes to dress up and have a nice evening, a girl that has a bike, can ride, and preferably comfortable in traffic (lots of people out there). Please DO NOT be a drama queen, stuck up rich, pot head, only wants to get drunk, girl. I have no time for fakes, flakes, and snakes. ha ha. I do have time for intelligent, beautiful, healthy, funny, ladies between the age of 22 and 30 that ARE looking for a relationship. This is after all the personal classifieds. :)]]>

<![CDATA[I am looking to meet someone who will match well with my personality and interests. About me: I am a Cancer I am a fire snake I am active in working out I am a lover of all music I like movies and t.v. I enjoy going out or staying in I am a dreamer and they are all big I love to talk about anything I am decisive, outgoing, and funny You should be any, all or none of these. You should have an identity all your own and be willing to share it. Your ideas, interests, passions. Be affectionate by nature or not opposed to it. Ideally our signs will match and I believe there is validity in what they mean. I would appreciate pics and will trade upon request. Today is St. Patricks Day and Its beautiful here in Austin. Hope to hear from you. ]]>

<![CDATA[I am looking for a good girl. I am ready for something that starts as friends and turns into more through mutual attraction and chemistry. What I am not looking for is someone heavy into partying. Not into drugs at all. Can stand the thought of giving proper attention to one person in an effort to get to know them on a deeper level. I am not interested in a booty call. I am attractive, fit, inteeligent, and fun. I would like to find someone to compliment me and bring their own views and opinions about life to the table. I am huge on romance and have a wide aray of interests. I also have pics to share and am very real. Interested? Respond with good girl in the subject line. ]]>

<![CDATA[Please be fun and FIT ,and in your 40's/50's , like myself. Looking for chemisty . your pic gets my pic, no pic= no reply.]]>

<![CDATA[Would love to meet a nice, attractive full-figured lady this week. In town for SXSW and looking to spend some good times with fun lady. Please attach a pic with your reply. Thanks!]]>

<![CDATA[I am so tired of meeting women who are hung up on some a**hole that treats them like shit! Its always the same! You say you want a guy to care about you. Be sincere. Show you affection. Make you feel like a princess. Send you flowers for no reason. Be loyal. But in reality you want the a**hole. So, I have to turn into the a**hole to get respect. Well that needs to change. I'm tired of being that guy to be in a relationship! I invite one of you women. Just 1! To prove me wrong. Prove you want an asshole on the exterior yet the man of your dreams when it comes to how your treated and talked to. I am in search of the 1. I highly doubt you exist. But it's worth a shot right. BTW, I am not picky, I just know what I like. So, if you are - white, 21 to 25, small / petite / average /hwp, (any will do & does not mean barbie) FEMALE!, likes to have a great time, are not afraid of fun and adventure, willing to try new things both in life & in the bedroom, not hung up on some guy, want someone to treat you with respect, & know how to return the favor without expecting it, can have kids or want kids, does not matter. Then respond & we can see what happens. You will get me. 26, white, 5'11, blue eyes, military haircut, mustache and goatee, some tattoos, adrenaline junkie, loves to cook, gives a great back & foot massage, and will treat you like you deserve to be treated daily. Yes, I have a roof (not my parents), a job, a truck, a motorcycle (crotch rocket), a life, and everything in between. Tag, your it! Please respond with "now your it" in the subject line to avoid being deleted as spam. Thanks! I look forward to hearing from you. YES YOU! PS: Please don't send a one line response asking for a pic. I am not that shallow and don't want someone who is! ]]>

<![CDATA[29 year old male living in NW Austin...been here most of my life. Work has me traveling about 3 weeks a month - between that and staying away from the bar scene, I rarely have time to meet a good woman. Not sure what I'm looking for at the moment but would definitely love to have someone to spend some time with when I'm in town.... I'm a big fan of anything outdoors and take very good care of my body - so it would be a plus if you did too]]>

<![CDATA[ Just looking for someone in the same boat, 28-42, HWP, active, fun, open-minded, well rounded and preferably hot as hell. :P Pic/4/pic Put something local in the title or it gets deleted. Thanks]]>

<![CDATA[Great guy looking for a great gal that loves to ride as well as loves to go boating or just out an about on the town having fun. No games no B.S. I am 5'11'' 210 lbs tatted great attitude towards life and friends. I am told that I am very handsome and very attractive. Well you be the judge and lets go out and ride and see what happens, I am wanting a LTR and not just a hook up. Please put something in the subject box about the weather here in Austin or I promise I will not reply. I hope that you will respond soon and thank you for reading this and have a great search. �Location: N Austin �it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests ]]>

<![CDATA[Wanted...a date for Friday .......my friends, couples singles< will be there and I would like to take someone or meet them there. I'm funny, charming, blah blah blah.....you'll have fun....break out of the box and roll fri with us.......bring friends...I'm 6' linebacker buld..lift weights ...love to rock...sweet like candy. Well.....you be close to my age, engaging, in-shape, and ready to watch Cheap Trick...I know they'll rock and put on a show......watcha say?]]>

<![CDATA[Here is a pic, Im funny and tall. Send a pic, so I know your real. ]]>

<![CDATA[Hello.My last real relationship about two years ago did not work out.We were together for four years,and i was 28 yrs old at that time.I spoiled her too much with my time with her and affection.She than became very spoiled,told me what to do,turned very selfish,and expected me to do everything for her as she stopped doing things for me.Im over her completely and would like to start a good relationship with a real woman that will treat me like a king,and i will treat her like a princess.And to start slowly.I do know love is the key to happiness.But if there is no love between two people,than there is nothing to look forward to.Than you have to start over again.And you have lost already four years of your life.I do not want to do that again.I want to spend a lifetime with the woman i would love more than anything in the world.Im a very loyal guy,and im seeking complete happiness.And i want to make you the happiest girl in the world.Im a swm,a nice looking guy,and fit.]]>

<![CDATA[So, Im curious to see who responds, send a pic, or I will just ignore you. I have my shit together, most of the time. I love music, laughs and the occasional drink.]]>

<![CDATA[Hello my name is jon I'm 23 about 140 lb and dark brown hair I also. Have afew tatoos I love the outdoors I like going fourwheeling on my jeep I'm from Houston but I like it here alot more I a very careing and romantic person I like movies or chillin in the hottub I just like to have a good time so if ur interested hit me back yes I'm real it was raining yesterday]]>

<![CDATA[My no gos: Kids No cell phone No car No job Married/commited Bbws Mentally unstable Mexicans who can't pronounce there own name Liars Cheaters Abusers Guys Feel free to hit the back button now if u fit in anyone of these catagories About me: Twentythree yrs old Five feet ten inches Two hundred ninety lbs(and shrinking) Blonde (shaved) Blue eyes Half white half mexican (hablo espanol) Car Job (2 actually) apartment Cancer/tiger (don't really follow up on either) Smoker Social drinker Tattoos (none visable) Congratulations!! You have just won a converstion with yours truely!!! My negative qualities: Overweight Jelous Cocky/arogant Shallow Indecisive Short tempered Positive qualities Friendly Outgoing Caring Funny Independent Honest If you would like to know more fell free to email me responses with pics get first priority as well as a picture of myself]]>

<![CDATA[Hey ladies, I am Really wanting to meet you and start out at friends level. I am a little shy at first, but I get over it. I am charming, courteous, loving, and caring. I am the type of man that will respect all your wishes, treat you as a lady. I am a man, not a boy toy, I respect myself . I dont do drugs, and I don't have and don't want any diseases. I dont go to the clubs I rather spend time outdoors some where watching a sunset or constructive, read a book go have a piece of pie and a cup of coffee. I am looking for a young lady between 30-40 years old. You must have respect for your self , and enjoy a healthy life style and a clean person. I do not have a credit card to do this verifying thing. also if you are a real and want my response then put your favorite flower and color in the subject box. I don't want to see your nude pis either cause if you are doing that then to me that says you have no respect for yourself. If you can please send picture and i'll send you one. I am a broad shoulder type of guy, I am not your petite little muscle guy who thinks he is the "shit" I am a man. I am 5'11", and hispanic . Do you remember that big soft cuddley, teddy bear you use to have or maybe you still do. The one that you threw your leg over in your sleep. That best describes me. Now I am not a lazy fat guy either, I have a belly cause I do loike to eat and if you cook , I am always available. ]]>

<![CDATA[Hard day? I am sitting at home and would love to give a free massage to anyone who wants one to come over.]]>

<![CDATA[I'm in town working a couple of venues... I'm a Professional Stand Up Comic/Actor, I'm a cool, calm man with no kids.... I'm seeking a lady to hang out with, I'm moving here soon..I'm educated, height weight proportioned, responsible, mature...I've lived in the Bronx, Jersey, Washington, D.C.,Chicago, Harlem...I've been to Hong Kong, Bali, Alaska....many parts of Canada....I like the dive bar scene....If you want a stiff drink we should go to The Cloak Room, is the choice..... The Elephant Room on Congress tops them all, if you like live jazz....New York style club....I do like the outdoors...fishing camping, etc...I like jazz, reggae, some hip hop, Blues, Dance hall,Ska, Drum Bass, Trip Hop.... Rock and Roll, some country. Miles Davis, John Coltrane, Bobby Blue Bland, Sugar Man 3, Pimp-C, Duke Ellington, Billie Holiday, Bob Marley, Beenie Man, Sizzli Kalonji, Rolling Stones, Rakim, Sharon Jones, Biggie, Nas, Super Cat, Mr. Vegas, The Ramones....some of my music artist I listen to..I like playing chess, collecting books and rare vinyl. I enjoy sipping on top notch coffee....Jamaican Blue Mountain Coffee, if I can get it...please send pic...I have a few...]]>