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<![CDATA[Well hello there!! Today is such a beautiful day and I have to admit that my social life just isnt what it used to be. Sooo.....if you are fun, smart, and stable, Lets do something fun!!! Im up for almost anything!! Please be really cute, strong, tall and 420 friendly, you dont have to smoke really, just dont mind that i do. Lets take a ride through hill country, or play video games or go to the park and make out!! Are you the guy Im looking for?]]>

<![CDATA[First of all, yes, I have photos-not posting however due to the few weirdos on here. So, after placing an ad or 2 previously in the last 6 months or so, based on past experience , I am going to be very specific; I know, what a drag! LOL! PLEASE READ CAREFULLY BEFORE RESPONDING. It would be nice to find someone who is attractive, intelligent, funny, takes care of himself, is not into drugs (even pot-been there done that), does not drink heavily (keyword, heavily), ok if you smoke cigarettes, is caucasion only, is between the ages of 40-47, loves God (but not a religious fanatic-more of a spiritual person), is kind to animals, elderly & children, has the time to get to know me, is looking for a serious relationship, starting with friendship to see if there is chemistry. About me: Pretty, petite, thin, great sense of humor, do smoke cigarettes outside (hit the back button if that's a dealbreaker for you), I do not drink, I work hard, a kind & gentle person, always a lady, who has a personal wild side in a relationship, BUT not into FWB, games or drama. I love God (spiritual), try to do what's right, but not perfect, I am attractive looking for the same- I'm not a barbie, I am my age with some minor wear & tear & that's to be expected on a man my age as well. So, if it's possible on CL to find this, & you are interested, have photos to exchange at the appropriate time, please send an email with "Maybe It's Me" in the subject line. Thanks for reading.]]>

<![CDATA[Long term...I believe I am ready for that. I am healthy, happy, intelligent, and sexy. I have a job I love and a place I love living at. I have a vehicle, if this phrase describes you, please reply. Maybe we could have dinner tonight...]]>

<![CDATA[Hello guys, currently single, full time student at TSU in San Marcos and have about a year left to graduate. I am Latin, cute, short 33 years old and challenged into everyday life. Looking for honest, loyal and real gentleman. Not looking for NSA, sorry please check into casual encounters. On my free days, I like to be able to catch up with movies, walk along the river, hang out with friends, spend time with my family and some traveling. Please send me your picture and write something about you. Also, please put in your favorite movie title in subject otherwise yours will be deleted. ]]>

<![CDATA[I'm not sure there are any real men left out there. I am seeking for Mr. Perfect for me. I am looking for something LONG-TERM I am seeking a SINGLE, white male between 35 and 48 years. I am 38 years old. I am 5 foot 2 inch tall. I weigh approximately 108 lbs. I speak Spanish. My interest involve going out to the park, watching movies at the theater or at home, listening my favorite music, playing the guitar. I also love the art. I enjoy painting. I am simply looking for someone that is fit please, appreciates life & is willing to make a new friend. I seek an individual that has time to share with me. Someone that is honest, trustworthy, caring, funny & just in all a good honest, decent person I don't drink alcohol and neither smoke, if you do it please don't write me back. If I sound interesting to you & you would like to get to know me then just write me, so I may get to know you. I am looking for something LONG-TERM. If you’re not, please stop reading now. I don’t want to be someone’s temporary plaything, if you’re interested in pursuing a relationship with a future, please read on. I don’t care if you’re divorced, widowed, never married…as long as you’re truly single and available. The person I meet must be honest, have a sense of humor (including being able to laugh at himself), and not be a complete ass. Also, please be somewhat close in proximity. . I believe in romance. ]]>

<![CDATA[It's a gorgeous day! Would love to find someone to share it with. I'm open for just about any suggestions so bring it on. Please include a picture. The clock is ticking and the day is wasting away so let's make it happen. ]]>

<![CDATA[Hi, What are you looking for? If you are fit and slender and have to tell me about it, your looking at the wrong ad. I dont care anything about either of those things. I want honesty. Someone that isnt pushy, someone that isnt just looking for one thing but has to make it sound like Im the one that is looking for it. No head games, no married men, not even men in a relationship. If you go to church that would be awesome because I need someone to sit beside me. If your idea of submission is the old fashion, guy pulling girl by hair thing, forget it. I just want and need something real in my life right now. Please. If you ask me for a pic right up front so you can see if you like me, trust me, you wont get one. Would you like to talk?. yes I know what i want. : )]]>

<![CDATA[Looking for a guy who has some good values, someone who is a good person. Seeking intelligence, humor and confidence. Prefer men between the ages of 30 and 45. Do not send me pics of your genitals. Do not send me messages that are sexual. I want to know who YOU are as a person. I am divorced/single with no children. I do have pets. I work in Austin and love what I do. I enjoy a variety of activities and enjoy socializing with friends and family. I am a rock girl and not much into country. I am middle of the road and like to see all sides. I love music and enjoy movies. I am looking for someone to spend some time with, get to know and possibly have a relationship with. I am compassionate, caring, nuturing, a great cook, funny, sing well and I have a sensual side. Send an email with some information about yourself and you'll more than likely get a response. Looking forward to meeting you.... ;)]]>

<![CDATA[I am a divorced, single BBW who is looking to have a meaningful relationship with someone. I am tired of the dates that aren't really dates at all, but instead are just guys looking to have sex with me, if I wanted a FWB situation, I could have one anytime, but I do NOT want one of those. I am deserving of a good man, who is ready to be intimate on all levels, and who is not afraid to share who he is with me and who can admire me and like me for all I am, which is way more than the surface that everyone sees. I am a well rounded person and if you take the time to get to know me, you will see that I do not fit the mold at all, but am refreshingly different! I am in no hurry to get remarried, but I do want a relationship with someone, so if you are not serious about dating me or meeting me face to face, then please don't bother. I don't want to give you a laundry list of my likes/dislikes and all simply because we need something to talk about while we get to know one another. I do work (2 part time jobs), and live in South Austin where I use the bus system or cab to get to where I need to. So, please if you feel like we could hit it off, are aged between 30-40, stand over 5' 7"...please email me. I do like my men with some meat on their bones,burly, even some soft middles are my bag so don't be shy fellas! I am not looking to meet anyone who doesn't live in the country or even the Austin area for that matter...cyber relationships don't work for me..just putting it out there. Anyway, thanks for reading and good luck!]]>

<![CDATA[I am trying to find that one nice guy. That one sweet nice romantic guy that isn’t just expecting since he smiled at me that I should instantly jump in bed with him. I don’t know what makes it so hard for me to meet guys well maybe I do. I am a sweet nice female but I am a bit on the bigger side but hopefully slowly I can fix that problem. I guess I am considered a bbw. I guess guys now a days once they see a bigger girl they are instantly turned off but they don’t even give me a chance to show who I am and now just what I look like. I’m 21 and I am a hard worker I work two jobs one with special needs clients and the other at Austin community college. I am a junior at Texas State studying psychology and I am getting my associates degree this may in Spanish. I have a dog named Oscar who is pretty cool. I just want to meet a good guy who is fun and who I can really enjoy spending time with. I just hate how guys and yes sometimes girls are just so easily to judge people based on appearance. Anyways I am not sure if any of this appealed to you but if so feel free to email me. I dont wanna put my picture on here because I know way to many people who post/look on here but if you reply I will send pics I have plenty. ]]>

<![CDATA[everyone comes on here and says all the good and interesting things about themselves. well, im willing to go about it in a different way. ill tel you everything about me that really doesnt matter and it might be a complete failure but oh well, whats the harm in trying? im mexican but am texas born and raised and cant speak spanish all that well. im not very close with my family but i have strong bonds with my friends im one of the most shy and awkward people you'll ever meet but ive been told im pretty funny im an internal person im an observer, first and foremost i stick to the background i love to read i try to see beauty in eveything because it is there, somewhere i grew up with pokemon and wwf and power rangers and still love them i played a lot of zelda and mario back in the day, not so much anymore but i still love them too i like music that has the power to move you i like movies that make you think i like twilight and harry potter my favorite color is green... and black and then teal i spend too much time in my head i often allude to things that no one gets but if they did it would be hilarious im quiet i like to do puzzles and untangle knots i sleep on my stomach, wake up on my back i like to cook, im new to it and really enjoy the challenge i dont carry a purse, though i do own one im a master procrastinator im a jack of all trades, a master of none... as they say i can be smart and then real ghetto i can quote Friday and Pulp Fiction probably verbatim im more likely to drag you to a baseball game than to the mall (ugh) i sing and dance in my car as if no one is around i use my turn signal even if the street is deserted i love zombie movies i love ghost stories i want to see a UFO at least once before i die i drink, beer mostly but some whiskey too and jager (mm) im probably too 420 friendly i have a weakness for big and tall guys oh... and im a big girl... i know that matters to some. ** if you're still here, thanks. so, in all honesty, these are the things im looking for: someone quiet but dominant, funny but sensitive, aggressive yet gentle. someone with a good heart who just wants to be happy, someone who is content to just hang around the house but likes to get out and about every so often. i know im reaching... but... fuck it; nothing ventured, nothing gained right? ]]>

<![CDATA[Emo need not apply.]]>

<![CDATA[What an amazingly beautiful day it was today, and should be tomorrow as well. It's nice to finally have some sunshine and warmer weather over Austin. I'm single of course (divorced), white, not short, and a lot of fun to hang out with. I love camping, hiking, swimming, boating, fishing, reading, movies, etc. It would be nice to meet a new friend, and if something more developed, great! I'd like to meet a MAN (I'm not lesbian or bi, sorry ladies) between 28 and 48 years old. I'm really looking for a long term relationship, but do know that being friends first, is the basis to any great, and lasting relationship. I'm happy to send you a picture, for a picture of you. I hope to see you soon!]]>

<![CDATA[I am looking to loose my V-card. I am 18. I am heavyset. Black hair blue eyes height 5"1' I cannot travel so you would have to come to me. I would like a relationship out of this but if not its not a big deal. I do have standards believe it or not. I am not racist in the slightest but I do perfer white , asian or native americans. I am somewhat opened minded, I am cautious about desieases and things of that nature so if you refuse to get tested then don't even reply to this. I do want a setting but I would prefer not to do this at my own home. I am still not very comfortable with my body. two 5 four six six 9 9 nine one 8 Or e mail me.]]>

<![CDATA[I'm looking for an awesome caring guy. Someone who likes to have a good time and knows how to treat a girl right. I want someone to hang out or go out, to hold me when i'm sad (which doesnt happen very often) to laugh with, have embarrassing moments with, to cuddle or kiss me just because he wants to. Good looking, outdoorsy go getter kinda guy is what I want. Really I just want someone to spend these nice days with. Please be real. Lets see if we hit it off. Ages 22-32 only please and thank you]]>

<![CDATA[Hi there, I am a 42 year old single lady looking for a ltr. I am a bbw with a pretty face, a great career,a love for animals and have a passion for travel. I don't have the opportunity to meet men at work, and really don't go out to bars, so here I am. I am looking for a man that is happy, funny, kind, non-smoker, close to my age, and has something going for himself. I do have pictures to swap.]]>

<![CDATA[I need romance. No B.S. here. Im a christian female looking or a long term relationship. If you want perfection. Forget it. Im not looking for that either. Im here and ready. ]]>

<![CDATA[i'm a simple, down-to-earth girl looking for someone similar yet different. i don't ask for much, and would like to meet someone interested in dating, although i'm not opposed to the idea of ending up with a new friend to enjoy austin-y things with. i can be very affectionate, but i also like having my side of the bed. i don't smoke, drink socially, so i'm open to social drinkers and prefer non-smokers, but not a deal breaker. i'm silly most of the time, so i tend to be attracted to guys who can be goofy without even thinking about it twice. i'm open to clean cut or scruffy guys, tons of tattoos or none at all, all sorts of interests and hobbies, just be happy with who you are and be open to welcoming someone new and perhaps awesome into your life. i think the best part of a relationship is learning about, and falling for, little imperfections and unique qualities we didn't even know we were looking for in the first place. i am not looking for someone perfect, but someone who will challenge me, to remind me that we are all just human, and learn as we go. i am looking for someone sweet, caring, silly, and most importantly, someone who is comfortable in his own skin, and is his own person who will appreciate and compliment my life as much as I would appreciate and compliment his. a little about me: i am 25, hispanic, brunette, brown eyes, about 5 ft tall, petite/avg body type. i came to Austin for UT almost 7 years ago and never left. some of my favorite things are going to concerts, hanging out with friends, movies, places with patios, learning new things, board games, video games, and a ton of other stuff not coming to mind right this minute. so, if you've read this much, you should probably email me with a little something about yourself. i'm up for chatting a bit tonite, and seeing where this takes us. pic for pic.]]>

<![CDATA[I am a bbw looking for someone who wants to go out and have a good time or stay in and have a good time. I am not necessarily looking for the love of my life, I just feel like if it happens it happens. I just want to find someone who wants to have fun doing whatever we encounter. Let me know if you are interested. You can take me out for some sushi!]]>

<![CDATA[One More Time...I'm going to try this once more to see if I can find the one special man I want in my life. I'm 5'10", blonde, blue eyes, HWP, educated, employed, financially secure, and looking for a man with the same qualities who is looking for an attractive, intelligent, spicy woman who will be his best friend and partner. I love outdoor activites, fine dining and events, entertaining at home with friends, or cuddled up on the couch watching a great movie. Children are fine if you have them, and you must be an animal lover. I'm not, repeat, not looking for any players or guys on the prowl, so please move on to the next post if you fit that description. If we click and the chemistry is there, I'm not opposed if the outcome of the relationship is marriage......the "M" word, so if this scares you, please don't respond to this post. You'll do both of us a favor. It's a beautiful, sunny, Saturday afternoon in Austin.....are you out there looking for me? ]]>

<![CDATA[What can I say...I have always been attracted to black men. I like a man who is clean cut, takes care of himself, and is very respectful. I will be honest though, I am looking for a long term relationship only. Relationships take time to build, but if you know you are not ready to settle down, I am not the one for you. I am white, 5'8 and curvy (not a bbw). I have pics to share, but I will not post them here. By the way..my only preference is that a guy is over 5'8, and between the ages of 25 and 35. I am totally against dating men a lot older or younger than me. Anyhow, I don't want to bore you, so if you are interested send me a pic and a little about yourself...and I will send mind back. **Oh, and for those of you that have a problem with interracial dating, keep it to yourself please. Ignorant people annoy me :)**]]>

<![CDATA[hi boys lets hang out tonight a movie, a few drinks, lots of laughs! please be cool, close to my age and not creepy maybe we can chat a bit today and plan for tonight send me a pic and a bit about your self, ill write you back if i think your fun quotient is high]]>

<![CDATA[Hi, I am a SBF, looking for Long-term...not a one night.or NSA sex... me: hwp, non-smoker, single parent, very stable in all area, no baggage, not into games... you: hwp, or working on it, non-smoker, job, no baggage or games....38-47 Race Open Pic for Pic...]]>

<![CDATA[ Single white christian woman looking to find big teddy bear sole mate. I am not into the bar them. I am clean of all diseases and want the same. I enjoy beading, crocheting, movie, walks, country and chirstian music, cooking, a nice evening at home, bowling, etc. I am looking also to settle down with someone and have a family. Not into games people want to play. If your a good hearted christian man and knows how to treat a woman right then your my man.]]>

<![CDATA[just kidding! Looking for kind, loving, passionate batchelor for fun, travel,reaching high items, backrubs. Life, the daily aspects of it need to be shared to be appreciated fully. So let's get our appreciation going. I am short, plump, kind, loving ,passionate, selective and patient.]]>

<![CDATA[Me: I am NOT a skinny blonde barbie girl. I'm 21, caucasian, have dark hair, a cute face and a potty mouth. I'm very tall would fall into the BBW category. I'm d/d free (very 420 friendly). I like snarky/dry/sarcastic humor, movies, and trying new things. I guess you could say I'm an experience seeker (kind of like a thrill seeker.) I like being able to say "yeah I've done that." I like going places I've never been for the sake of seeing new parts of the world. You: Preferably dark hair, between 19-40 (although I'm willing to branch out for the right guy), thin/average/athletic build (don't mind a bigger guy if he carries it well,) d/d free is a MUST (420 friendly is ok). Extra points if you're 5'11"+, but not a requirement. You should be a gentleman, intelligent and be able to carry on a decent conversation. I'm interested in all ethnicities. If you're interested send me a few pictures of yourself and a description. Personality goes a long way with me. I prefer pictures of your face/body to pictures of your penis. If you can't send me anything beyond "hey lets hook up," please don't bother to e-mail me. I won't send my pics until I see yours. Put your favorite beer/liquor in the subject line so I know you're real.]]>

<![CDATA[I'm a 21 year old lady fresh off a terrible date, and in need of a great experience to replace aforementioned shitty time. I'm not looking for anything serious, just a good time, and no, I don't mean sex. We can even have a 'friend date' where we pay for ourselves and maybe play wingman for eachother. I don't really have any expectations because duh, this is Craigslist. Majority of the people on here are not gorgeous, funny, intelligent, fun-loving people. Or maybe they are, I don't know. I'm not gonna list my interests here because you've seen the same thing in 10 other ads, and we can talk about that in our emails. I will say though that I am a kind, friendly person who will tell you how it is, not what you wanna hear.You should be the same. I'm also someone who not only wants to know what you do and what you like, but also about your ideas, beliefs, dreams, etc. But we can work up to that. You do need to have a good head on your shoulders and have some goals. I'm a student, so other students and recent grads are wanted. Looks wise, you should be attractive. I'm really not trying to be rude or overly picky, but if 8 out of 10 randomly chosen people would consider you ugly, then you need not respond. No I'm not perfect either, but I'm not interested in spending my time with someone I don't even wanna look at (did that tonight) so unless you have some other amazing quality to lay on the table, or you just wanna make a friend, don't respond. I am of average height with dark hair and a nice smile. I'm not skinny, nor a bbw so I don't know how I should classify myself... I guess we'll say "a few extra pounds" which is closer to 15 than 50. That said, I can still run a few miles with you and be okay. And yes, I do think I am at least somewhat attractive, though you don't have to agree. I'm not interested in meeting anybody straight away. I would much rather get to know you a little bit, plus, I'll be out of town all week because it's spring break :D I also am not sharing any pictures with you unless I feel there's some sort of connection, so don't ask! Once again, I don't want sex, just to hang out with a cool guy, so please send me a message that I can actually reply to and we'll see what happens after that. Sorry if this reads a little grumpy/bitchy... crappy night, remember? I'm usually a happy person.]]>

<![CDATA[Hella Ugly chick seeking booze..Any takers.. I am white..blue eyes.......seeking crime ridden hooligans with beer goggles and booze...hit me up]]>

<![CDATA[I am 5'4 and very curvy( not fat at all). I have long dark brown hair and hazel eyes. I am very outgoing and funny, oh and I love to talk. I am looking for the same thing in a man and not for somebody who just wants a piece of ass. If that's what your after, then move on cuz you won't get it from me. I am looking for someone who is down to earth and loves find an adventure around every corner. Also I would love someone who likes to dance as much as I do thats a BIG plus. :] email me if you want to know more about me.]]>

<![CDATA[Are there any men out there that have a stable job, do not live with their mommies, have transportation and know how to have a good time? I am a single, professional woman not looking for someone to take care of financially. I just want someone that is laid back, seeking a long term relationship, and a decent person with no hang ups such as exes, and addictions to drugs and alcohol. I'm not a barbie so if you're into that just move along. I have a bubbly personality, I'm short and curvaceous and well endowed in areas. I am seeking someone that is give or take 30-35 years old. I am usually attracted to white or hispanic men. So, I am the one...so get to emailing. Please put "brunette bombshell" in the title so I know you're real. Please email me more than 1 sentence...and if you feel comfortable attach a pic, but it is not required. Also, please do not email me if you are just going to be rude to me. I don't have the time to waste on people like that. Thanks :)]]>

<![CDATA[Im a 25 year old who has barely any time to herself beyond work. I am looking to meet someone for the long haul. I would like to meet someone who has similar interests as I do but might also be able to show me a few new things as well. I love the outdoors and anything that has to do with water such as swimming,boating,fishing,tubing and so forth. I also love to spend a sunday afternoon riding threw the hill country on my harley. I guess you could say I have a little redneck in me lol. I love to get dirty under the hood of a truck but I can sure clean up nice for you as well. I love sportts my favorites being football and NASCAR. I enjoy dancing. playing pool, throwing darts, or just hanging out with my friends with a cooler of beer at the house. My friends say im awesome to be around and alot of fun. Well I dont know what else to put here so im going to leave it to you to be creative and send me an email if your interested in knowing more. Short description of me since I wont include a picture here im 6'3" tall (and yes believe it or not I am a woman!) ive got blonde and red hair, and im told some of the prettiest green eyes in austin. I have a couple of tattoos and no piercings at the moment. I can include pictures in personal emails if you would like. I cant wait to hear from you-:) PS not a bot, the weather was beautiful in austin today and I cant wait for the rodeo this weekend! ]]>

<![CDATA[I am a busy lady and don’t have the time and/or interest in a serious relationship. However, I do occasionally miss dining with a man, taking day trips together, or talking for hours. I’m a 30+ year old, bbw, well-educated, well-rounded professional who loves the sun and water, good books, dogs, and painting. Perhaps we can chat. ]]>

<![CDATA[... Remember Me. I laughed - I cried. Mostly it made me realize that I do miss having someone special in my life. It's been many years and I would like to find a compatible someone. I ask that you be younger than my father, so late 40's and below please. I also need you not to be married. Let's chat.]]>

<![CDATA[Who would have thought it would come to this? Me writing it, and you reading it... I've never posted here before, but have perused the ads for a while. They're rather entertaining, really. I guess I always assumed the right one for me would just magically appear, and we would would meet in some interesting way that we would laugh and tell others about for years to come. You know what they say about assuming, though... I have tried dating websites, but haven't known whether to laugh or cry at some of my "matches". They don't really match on social criteria. Not that that's the most important thing, but let's be realistic. Not interested in meeting someone at a club or bar. Well, you're probably not going to come knocking on my door, so I guess I'd better put some effort into it. About me: From what I can tell from the men for women ads, HWP seems to be the most important thing. I am 5'7" , size 4, and well proportioned. Have always taken good care of myself, am health conscious, never smoked, never done drugs, light social drinker, never any one night stands or FWB. I am not religious, in fact, I don't believe in organized religion, although I am spiritual. I have asked people that know me how they would describe me, and their response was as follows: intelligent, ethical, honest, sincere, refined, feisty(?), well spoken, quiet until I get to know someone, kind, compassionate. No children. Not interested in having any of my own. Have always been told I look younger than my age. Taking into consideration that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and relative, males and females have always told me I was attractive. I own my own home, have a car, and a job with benefits. I was born to an American father and a European mother, and definitely was influenced by another culture in my life. I am relatively well traveled (less than many, more than most) relatively well read, watch the (national) news every day, interested in world events. Musically, my tastes range from Classical, Opera, Jazz, Classic Rock, Classic country, bluegrass, Cuban, Alternative Rock. Basically whatever suits my mood at the moment. Not into watching sports. (I realize I just lost 90% of you). I am as comfortable in a Paris Bistro, a Roman Piazza, as I am sitting on a front porch on a summer night listening to the Whippoorwills. I hope someone around here knows what that is, and has heard one. I fall somewhere between a liberal and conservative, depending on the subject. I love to go hiking, and love the outdoors. I like my space, and have found that being alone "centers" me. I would like to spend time with someone who can appreciate sometimes not having to say anything at all, but knows the importance of a deep conversation at the right time. I am not a vegetarian. I have been in Texas less than five years, am a transplant from a major Eastern Metropolitan area and am planning move back to the Unites States at some point, preferably to the Southeast. You: 40 to young 50. Non-religious.(Not Athiest) I don't have a "type". What is more important to me is that I find you intelligent, interesting, and that you have your act together. Also, Chemistry is very important to me. You are financially stable, have a job with benefits. Well traveled (at least some time outside of the US.) If you believe that Texas is the greatest country in the world, it's because you've actually been/lived somewhere else, and have something to compare it to. At some point in your life have left your comfort zone, and have done some adventurous things, and want to travel in the future. I prefer someone who is down to earth, manly, modest, has an appreciation for finer things, but doesn't necessarily have to have them. Well mannered, and groomed appropriately for the occasion. You have had your share of adversity, have overcome it, and it has made you a better, stronger person. At least somewhat "with it" and up to date. If you are still wearing 70's style aviator-style prescription glasses and 80's or 90's style jeans with tennis shoes, I am probably not for you, any more than if I were 5'5" and 200 lbs. I care about my appearance, and so should you. Health conscious: I am looking for someone for a long term relationship so how you take care of yourself will have a direct impact on me as well. I would like to live a healthy, happy life with someone as long as possible. I love a good hamburger and french fries once in a while, and other various indulgences, but every thing in moderation, with an eye on the bigger picture. No smoking, no drugs, and no history of drug or other substance abuse. Light social drinker. Not married, of course. You enjoy being at home and don't have to constantly be out somewhere doing something. Must love big dogs. If there is anybody left after reading this, I would love to hear from you. If there is any question that I am real, I went to Walton's Fancy and Staple today for lunch, on 6th street. What a great little place! Please send a pic, and tell me a little bit about yourself. Thanks for reading! Update: I've gotten some weird responses considering I took the time to write out what I am looking for. If you don't meet the basic criteria I've outlined above, please don't waste my time or yours! If a response does not include "let's have coffee" in the subject line and a pic, I won't respond. Thanks! ]]>

<![CDATA[I think single parents get the short end of the stick. After the kids are taken care of, the house is cleaned, bills paid. The kids may go off with EX for the weekend and here we sit. Most our friends are busy with their families. We have been to busy during the week to even think about a social life, it's in the quiet hours it hits us. We don't care for the clubs or bars so we give CL a try..... We seek the same.....someone who understands the demands of single parenting, to most of us our children comes 1st, but we also crave the one on one adult time, talking, eating a meal sitting down-not standing over the kitchen counter, movies other than G-rated or cartoons. If you can relate and are open to building a friendship......drop me a line.... Thank-you and have a great night!!]]>

<![CDATA[What do you want to know. Im here, Im single and ready to date. Lets go do something. ]]>

<![CDATA[Okay, I'm 52, but won't let numbers, the color of my skin or zip code define my existence. In the big scheme of things it really is of no consequence. But for the record I am single and sexy (hwp, 5' 8", athletic), very well educated, professionally creative, and still fascinated by life's small pleasures. At least be 6' (hwp), personally responsible for your health, welfare and for nourishing your sweet spirit. Discerning between being divorced and single is a plus. (If you're divorced, aren't you single?). A photo is encouraged. Let's get the hell out and enjoy being [ourselves] for a few hours. ]]>

<![CDATA[hey guys really bored and wanting to talk not looking for anything serious.......unless we hit it off that well and we click, u wanna know more e-mail me, plz send pic with reply and i will do the same.........no drama, no bs, if anything else hit me up.......btw plz put "NO DRAMA" in the subject title when u reply......as for me MONKEYS GONE WILD IN MY BACK YARD (not spam)]]>

<![CDATA[Okay well last weeks ad was a bust. Went on a couple of dates but nothing. So I am going to try this one more time before I call it quits. I love the outdoors and I love to travel, see new things. I also like to watch movies and go to movies, my favorite is horror movies. I am also a big Xbox 360 fan, yes I am gamer. I don't like drama and I am pretty easy going but kind of a smart a$$. I am very affectionate and love attention. What woman doesn't right? I am looking for a guy who wants to spend time getting to know someone. Also I do not have children and do want some one day. Looks forward to the next text message and is affectionate himself. I like to go out and do things but I am not a bar fly or a club goer. I do go out sometimes with friends. A game of pool at Rack Daddy's is always nice. If you are truely interested in a possible LTR by all means reply. Please include a pic or I will not reply. The attraction has to be there right?]]>

<![CDATA[I am getting spring fever. Thinking it would be a good weekend to spend some time out on a patio with a drink in my hands. All I need now is a guy to enjoy it with me. I hope you are the one. If you enjoy the outdoors, riding with the top down, and kicking back with a drink......please reply. Looking for someone over 40. Your picture gets mine...................]]>

<![CDATA[Well I've reposted this a couple times now and so far the people who respond, email once or twice and then nothing. REALLY???? So. . .this is my last attempt with craigslist I think, hopefully it is successful. I'm 27 year old female looking for someone real who isn't afraid of real life. I have red hair and blue eyes. . .I'm not a barbie doll but I'm not ugly. I would be considered a BBW, yes I'm overweight and I know it and I don't intend to try and be dishonest about it. I'm working on it, but if you can't get passed my weight then you should probably stop reading now. No one wants or likes drama, but in real life everyone has drama once in a while. I don't think it is so much about the drama as much as it is about how you handle it. I want someone willing to atleast try even through drama if and when it occurs. I'm looking for someone who understands that relationships are work. . .that everything isn't easy all the time. I'm a smart, witty woman. I love my job and I'm good at it. I have a house that is mine. . .well it will be in 30 or so years at least! I have a car and all that stuff. Right now I do have a roommate and she is awesome! I was raised in the country. . .thus the country girl that I've turned out to be. I love having people around and I love to take care of them. I love to cook. . .on top of that I'm Italian so my family is large and loves to get together and cook even more than I do. Family is very important to me especially having my own someday. I was raised in a family full of preachers. . .I'm a "pk" as they call us. . .my father is an ordained minister as well as an aunt and an uncle on various sides of my family. I'm a Christian, I do believe in God. I don't always go to church, in fact I haven't been in a while. . .but again I have an opinion. I don't think you need a building to go to every Sunday to believe in something. I won't force what I believe on anyone, but I would appreciate it if what I believe is respected. If your interested send me an email and please include a picture. . .I will respond with a picture of me. I am NOT looking for sexual encounters of any kind. . .especially with married men so please don't respond to tell me how "BIG" you are. . .I'm not interested. Thanks ]]>

<![CDATA[ Im 23, cute girl , with a curvy thick build (not a skinny girl) Looking for a good guy to talk to and see what happens.. If you want to know more lets talk... please send your pic to get a response..Im independent have my own job and own place and looking for a nice guy who has the same goals. Looking for a sweet guy who isn't into games and lying. Must between the ages of 21-26.. not looking for friends with benefits or anything like that so please dont email me.. Please tell me about yourself and what your looking for.. no games, drama or bullshit. Someone that likes to have fun..laugh and joke around. I have pics to share once i get yours. Please when sending info tell me about yourself and send a pic to get a response ]]>

<![CDATA[You going out tonight? Lol. So, I don't really know what I am supposed to write here. I am a fun, rarely serious optimist that would love to find someone with similar interests to hang out with. I love dogs and cats so you should at least like them. Also, a huge sci fi fan. I don't ask for a lot, I just want a partner who will give as much as I do and can make me laugh. Must be 420 friendly and a bad liar. WOW, this is turning into just some random ideas I am throwing out there. I promise I am better in person. :) Send me an email and we can go from there. I am so not posting a picture here, ya know in case I am recognized, I don't want to be the butt of the joke like usual on this one, hahahahahaha. I am 5'7" with blond hair and green eyes. I am willing to trade pics though. Hope you have a great day! ]]>

<![CDATA[As the title says not really looking for a relationship as of now if it turns into something great but just looking for someone new to hangout with movies,workout,etc.......i have my girlfriends and guy friends but they are all married,working when im off etc you get the point. I dont have problems with guys approaching me just seem to get the ones who are immature or have a ton of drama or crazy exs. if this sounds like this interests you send an email information about you a picture or few would be nice. ill try to respond when i can if your email doesnt get sent to the spam or junk mail have a nice weekend]]>

<![CDATA[I'm a 38 y/o hispanic female who is single and looking. I have never been married or had children. I have only been in one serious relationship. I'm looking to meet someone around my age that is easy on the eyes, a Christian, and not overweight for his height. I'm usually attracted to white guys but could consider dating someone of another race if I'm attracted to him. I would like to meet someone that is open minded in dating and having a relationship with a female that is in a wheelchair since that is who I am. You must be nice and not married or in a relationship already. You must not be a cheater or a smoker. You must like dogs. If you have children I don't mind but I prefer not to be involved with someone that has custody of his teenage children. I live in South Austin and I have a unique situation but I still like to have fun and want to be in a serious relationship again. I want to be with someone I can talk to daily even if it's just on the phone sometimes, but I also want to be able to hang out with you at least on the weekends. Please be around my age and send me your picture if you want a response. ]]>

<![CDATA[ I always have a smile on my face and i usually go out of my way to make someone else smile. I am ready for a serious relationship if the right person comes along. I am not looking to rush into anything and would love to be friends at first, but hey, whatever happens...happens. If u want to see what I look like then send me something about u. ]]>

<![CDATA[Hey, Just came on to find some new friends and if we hit it off then maybe we can be something else, well drop me a line and a pic and we start from there Enjoy your day and hopefully we can enjoy it together...... ]]>

<![CDATA[I have a real heart for nature and gardens, trees, flowers, vegetables-- anything and everything. I want to find the elusive gardener, whether your dining room table is cluttered with mismatched pots and fertilizers or if you tidily tend to your fern trees.... and anything in between. Do you have a green thumb? Or do all your botany projects end in failure? Do you need a helping hand? I'm an earthy, peaceful, intelligent young lady... into all sorts of conversation and activities. I want to find a genuine mutual interest and desire between myself and this mysterious craigslist fellow. In reply, please provide a picture of yourself...and your garden, if you so please. ]]>

<![CDATA[Any questions? A recent pic of you will get you some answers and a recent pic of me if I'm interested. ]]>

<![CDATA[Hi. Thank you for reading my posting. Its really hard to decide what to write ....I am honest, trustworthy, loyal, caring, hardworking and fun. I am past the partying stage but I do enjoy night's out. I believe friendship and trust are the foundations for any relationship. I am a BBW and single mom. I like to read - movies - hanging out with friends and music. I would like to meet a man that is kind, caring, honest, supportive (not monetarily) and funny. I am not looking for an instant relationship but a friendship that will evolve into something great. Most woman have a list of things they need a man to be or qualites they must have...I think if a man can just look at you at the end of the day and see in your face you've had a bad day and gives you a much needed hug - then he is a keeper. Please no games or smokers. Pic for Pic Have a great day. ]]>

<![CDATA[I am a divorced, single who is looking to have a relationship with someone for marriage . I am tired of looking for real deal, I am not looking to have sex with men in the first stop I need the time to know you ,to like you ,then possible love you if we like each other because i am not looking to pass time or have fun for one nigh or one hour , I do NOT want one of those man to email me . I am deserving of a good man, who is thinking in serious relationship and ready to settle down , and who is not afraid to share who he is with me and who can admire me and like me for who I am . I am a good women and if you take the time to get to know me, you will surprise that I am the best women you aver meet , because I am different! I am in no hurry to get remarried in one day, but I do want a relationship with someone I can find true love and real man , so if you are not serious about dating me for a good reason please don't bother and don't wast my time I don't want you and I am not what you looking for . I am not resist but My hart and my mind want that I am always attractive to white men no tat to please be strong men good shape email me. are you aged between 30-50 you are welcome to Emile me with a picture form you for I can Know if you relay want me and you not spam tell me some info about you and what part of the city you live ]]>

<![CDATA[ As far as relationships go I am very much the woman that loves to cook dinner and make sure your work clothes are ironed. I guess you could call it old fashion, to me its what makes or breaks a relationship. To me its the effort and the thought, not the status or what you can buy me. If youre interested then message me. ]]>

<![CDATA[just curious if there are any good, nice, funny guys left. im cute i promise. your pic gets mine. its a beautiful day today.]]>

<![CDATA[Hi there I'm a sw bbw . I'm very down to earth love to laugh and joke around just have fun . I'm looking to make some new friends or find the right guy for ltr . Looking for someone to just hang out go have fun on my days off work. I'm into movies. Bowling . Video games . Outdoor events . Concerts ect. I'm not into the whole bar scheene . I'm sshy at first until I get to know someone then I don't shut up lol . If anyone interest send me a message hope to hear from someone soon. Plz guys around my age !]]>

<![CDATA[About me:well hi there! Hmmm, where to start? First and foremost, I'm a Christian and do my best to live a life that is pleasing to god. I'm not afraid to admit it, or live it. If you do not also desire to be equally yoked, please keep clickety, clicking along because I am not for you. I'm an encourager, very loyal, and humble yet confident. I absolutely love to laugh and need very little to be entertained or content; I'll have fun with any situation. . . really. My friends describe me as a hard worker, goofball, happy, kind-hearted, warm, non-judgmental, calm and patient with others, and easy to please. I've heard often that I am too nice, however I choose to look at that statement positively. Unfortunately, there are too many people in this world that are self-centered and materialistic; I simply refuse to be one of them. You'll find that I'm curious and will ask questions to learn all I can about anything and everything. Even though I have a quick wit and I enjoy being playful most of the time, I also have a very deep, affectionate side. I'm very much an extroverted introvert. . . love people and interaction, but also really value my alone time as it's necessary to recharge. Physically I take care of myself and living a balanced, healthy lifestyle is important to me (but I'll never turn down cheesecake!). I take pride in the way I look, but grew up a tomboy so I'm not afraid to get dirty! So what am I looking for? To me, friendship is the foundation of any relationship. I desire a friend with whom I can sit back, be silly and laugh with, as well as a friend who can carry on an interesting conversation about things less ordinary. I'm at the point in my life where I've succeeded at staking my place in the corporate world, am comfortable in my own skin, and don't need anyone to take care of me. I desire a friend who will enrich my life the way it is. . . . not invade it. I offer the same in return. About you:you are looking for a friendship first to see if anything else develops. Your sense of humor is definitive and you flirt well, engaging my banter. You are able to hold your own in great conversation that goes beyond the surface level. You're a strong leader and a good listener with a gentle touch. You give great hugs and your honesty and integrity are unparalleled! You are compassionate toward other people because you have a tender heart. You know that a relationship with god is the most important thing you can nurture in life. You know the difference between your and you're and you even know where and when to use them! You care about your appearance but not enough to be shallow. You're neat but not rigId and you've figured out that life is a continual refinement process which would be nicely complimented by someone who truly understands that concept. In Search of a Special Friend ]]>

<![CDATA[Hi, well I am a single 28 yo mother of three kids (not living with me). I am 5'4 blonde hair blue eyes 150 NOT HWP. I am DDF. I am sweet caring educated person looking for the same. I want a white or hispanic man between the ages of 30 and 49 some one not into "BARBIES" I love the outdoors everything from camping and fishing to just sitting outside. I am unique and want a unique guy. I am interested in a LTR no chronic daters.pic for pic. Please respond with UNIQUE in the subject and be sure to tell me about yourself.]]>

<![CDATA[Never tried this before... I have no idea how this is going to turn out...but here it goes... I'm a nicely sized girl with a cute appearance. My family is very important to me and I want to meet a guy who has the same morals as me..I would keep listing them, but meh they aren't anything special. Talk to you soon! Hope some great things can come out of this. ]]>

<![CDATA[Maybe we can find eachother in all this hellish mess. Who are you?]]>

<![CDATA[I am a fun loving, caring, intelligent, sarcastic and sometimes smart ass woman looking for my partner in crime. I am usually up for anything that sounds like it could be fun. I am not the type to go barhoping as I don't drink, but I don't mind if my pic has a few drinks. I have 3 pit bulls, so if you don't like dogs then we won't get along. I am looking for a ltr, so no cheaters need apply. As far as my physical stats go, I'm 5'8, 120 lbs, long brown hair, green eyes and super long legs. About You: Please be taller than me, have a great sense of humor and be looking for something long term. If you have tats or piercings, that is completely fine with me, and if you don't have them that is fine with me too. Your pic gets mine ]]>

<![CDATA[Just don't complicate your life. Relationships need to be simple, no complications, enjoy every day, every minute. Camping, fishing, walks, holding hands, BBQ, drink beer or your favorite drink, music, talk with or without words. The rest just comes with out have to ask. Why? because by then you want that so bad. If you identify with this contact me. Thank you for your time. ]]>

<![CDATA[ I'm a sweet and soft hispanic woman, you're a single white male with a slender/fit to average build. Looking for human touch, affection, romance and evntually love. What are you looking for? No joke, I'm looking for someone available to meet. I've corresponded with a few men that are into emails, but no real time to actually have that drink. I'd love to meet and get to know a kind, smart, disease free SWM that will eventually carve a small part of his life out for me and I'll do the same for him.. Of course the amount of carving required will change as our relationship does, right? SXSW music starts next week. I generally do the free random daytime stuff. What about you? Please answer this question so I'll know you're not a bot. Picture collectors, please hit the back button now. Thanks. ]]>

<![CDATA[anything? i dont have plans for tonight and i really feel like doing something fun. so reply back with ideas or something along those lines. oh and i have just one restriction, please, do not be over the age of 25. i just dont feel as if i have much in common with guys over 25. ]]>

<![CDATA[You have been staying with me for the last week or so, and I've really enjoyed you being around. We have so much catching up to do still. I don't think I ever told you how I felt about you all those years ago but I know you had an idea. I don't really know how you felt then and I really don't know how your feel now either. Obviously the attraction is there but.... I've missed you so much, I feel like a part of me has come alive again since you've been here. Almost as if it was suppose to happen this way. You have always been there, you never let me fall, and even when you werent there I kept going because of my hope for you. I never forgot you and never wanted to let you go but when your that young you don't make your own decisions. I know you have an idea of what I want from you and I am totally willing to return it. Your perfect to me, you can do no wrong, your everything I knew you would be and absoluetly everything I hoped for. It's hard for me to let my guard down and hard for me to open up, but for some reason with you it's so easy. I don't love you but I want to love you! I want to be the only girl in the world to you. I have always had this same dream for us and finally have the opportunity to make it reality but it is a mutual adventure and requires two to consent. I don't want a fairy tale but I want a happy ending. IF ONLY, IF ONLY! If you don't understand then don't bother posting...... Post IF ONLY, IF ONLY! in the subject line!!!!! ]]>

<![CDATA[Ugh, this makes me nervous... I wanted to post pictures but I don't really want to run into anyone I know so im just going to post these vague "classic" ones so you can get an idea of what I look like. Honestly, I think I get better with age. Oh and I can't wear a pony tail anymore because my hair is too short... and... ummm I have piercings. The only people who will recognize me are the ones who are really close to me... so... if you happen to recognize me.... GIVE ME A BREAK! What are you doing here?!?!? I guess its a good thing I don't know any straight males. Anyway, there isn't much to me, I like to have fun when im not working on school related stuff. I really haven't found the right guy. I'm usually up for whatever happens that day and will try anything twice. I get joy out of very simple things. Ex: sitting and watching people pass by or watching the clouds pass. I have a few loves: my road bike, my fish, and my laptop. Though I totally have room for another love in my life. I like to stick my finger into melting candle wax on occasion but who doesn't I like to write song lyrics in my journal and pretend they are my original work. (hahahha) I sing in the shower... loud I'm 5'4, Hispanic, chubby I will not lead you on, ever. I hardly understand who I am. You can ask questions about me later... I'm looking for a guy who is in college and has a good head on his shoulders. A Nice, Sweet, Friendly guy who likes to laugh and tells jokes. Someone who is able to get a little serious at times, when its important. Extra points if you have a lip piercing or if you're a cancer... but you can also be a virgo or taurus. Extra points if you know where I got "something vague" no using google... Umm... I don't really want to narrow it down too much because im after personality mostly. I open to many kinds of relationships but I think it would be nice to finally find someone I have a connection with who sparks actually human emotion in me. That would be nice. I am attracted to white guys who are either anorexic or just slim but I can be open to other things if you're the right person. I don't like muscles, especially arm muscles. I am totally open to clingy guys, I need a bit of affection but I find I only allow myself to love as much as I am loved. Alright, so you know im not going to reply to e-mails without pictures. I mean I put a pic... and I don't want to have to awkwardly stop e-mailing you when I realize im not attracted to you and of course I will send a better picture after you send me yours. oh, but you have to send four bad pictures of yourself as well ;) Anyway, if you read this and your my ex... or we went on a date before.. or you're my mom... im sorry. My heart races with all my longings but can't keep up with what I got. ]]>

<![CDATA[I'm a very caring, emotional, happy, fun, and an outgoing person who would like to meet a man to go out with and have fun with. I am also looking for someone caring, genuine, HONEST, and understanding. A man who likes to be attentive and give affection. I enjoy bbqing, hanging out with friends, movies, gardening, and being adventurous and trying new things. I can be spontaneous at times. I am ultimately looking for a real relationship. I am real. I work downtown and my boss is the biggest longhorns fan ever!! I am a size 16 if that is helpful at all. pic for pic ]]>

<![CDATA[It's funny, I've posted here before and met some really nice, interesting people. I've put ads on paid and dating specific sites and met some real freaks. But I've still not found what I'm looking for. So here I am. I am an educated, light-skinned black woman who is mother to a rambunctious, intelligent, quirky biracial (his dad is white) 4-year old boy. I'm a professional; I have eclectic interests and am pretty open-minded. I'm not religious, but I am spiritual. I am into astrology, writing, reading, music. I like Whole Foods, Ruta Maya, etc. I'm 5, 7; size 16. Some say I look like Jill Scott a little bit, but I'm more of a MeShell Ndegeocello, Ani Difranco kind of girl. And I'm a little shy at first, but I warm up quickly. I'm interested in learning new things and hoping to meet someone intelligent, kind, down-to-earth and compatible. Would be great if you were a parent too, but not required. Age range from 20s into about early 50s. Would really like to meet someone familar with this area as I'm relatively new here. That's it. Send a pic, and I'll send mine. Please reply with more than one line. Tell me a little about yourself. So glad it's almost spring. Aren't you? :)]]>

<![CDATA[Looking for friendship. Someone to hang out with and have a good time. Me I'm attractive, funny, and love to be spontaneous. I'm real its sunny in Austin this morning. Pic for Pic]]>

<![CDATA[I'm looking for a boy who wears all black and has a hint of goth/emo he looks really sad but can actually carry on a decent conversation. Oh, and possibly you have a devil lock? If this sounds like you I would really like to meet you.]]>

<![CDATA[58 year old white female seeking white gentleman over 50 for dating, friendship and long term relationship. Prefer non-smoker, a gentleman with integrity, honesty and a great sense of humor. Looking for activity not a couch potato, sharing quality time together and something more than a sexual relationship. A bonus would be a wonderful Christian man. I am not into playing head games either. If you want to exchange pictures, please ask for my picture and don't send me a picture of your pet dog or cat. ]]>

<![CDATA[Ever see the movie "Fatal Attraction"? At least Glenn Close was hot. This chick is gross and has definite stalker tendencies. You've been warned...]]>

<![CDATA[Just looking to see what I might find.............single mom with two little ones still home and two on their own..........love going out to movies, dinner, dancing..........haven't done any in a long time (minus the kid's movies and dinners)..............Have it all together and have a house, car, job...........just missing someone to go out with and maybe share it all...........I am 5'1; 105; long blonde hair; hazel eyes..............looking for someone who is also fit.....(sorry not overweight)..........and has it together as well...........please NO SPAM!! NO WOMAN!! and a picture would be really good.........will reply to those who send one!! thanks and good luck to all!!]]>

<![CDATA[I am looking for a single male between the ages of 30 and 49. Must be educated inteligent and caring. I want a long term relationship so if thats not what you want then please dont respond.]]>

<![CDATA[Hi. I am looking for a relationship with a single gentleman.I am divorced myself.I have a full time job and support myself. I expect that you are finacially supportive too. I am a non-smoker, I dont care if you do..I belive life is getting short and i am ready to share the best things that life has to offer . I would like to travel and spend private time with someone special. I am petite. 5 ft 1 and 120 lb. Your size doesnt matter to me. If the chemistry is there it is all good. ]]>

<![CDATA[Ok.. Here we go again. Back to the drawing board. I have posted before and meet some men. Some flake out before even meeting, some don't know what they want ,etc etc.. Looking for normal guy, like me, I'm normal, sane, happy, working, healthy, attractive woman.. No super model body but healthy and getting back into better shape.. No smoking, drugs, social drinker.. Not looking for a FWB.. love sex, but that comes after we get to know each other. Would like to meet someone for the long term, normal again.. No controlling folks, no desperate ones.. I can't stress again normal.. I do have a couple of teenagers, one at home.. Prefer someone with kids about the same age as mine. Would like to meet reasonably soon, not weeks of emails. You don't know until you meet, if its even worth your time. Oh, almost forgot I'm not looking for a married man.. Ask me anything.. I'll send pics when you do.. Take care.]]>

<![CDATA[I am a very strong willed, independent and self sufficient woman. I have many things going for me! I am a good looking girl, have lots of friends, house, car and love of life. I am finding myself looking for someone to share that with lately. I meet people all the time as I am outgoing and love to meet new people but I have not met anyone lately that seems to give me that spark! I would love to meet someone who is not afraid of a friendship and fun turning into something real. I like going out but not to pick up men so I am on here trying this out and seeing where it may lead. So if you think you could meet someone with a strong mind and a great sarcastic since of humor then you should e-mail me, exchange pics and a few details about each other and possibly meet up. Cheers!!]]>

<![CDATA[Hello. I have tried this a million times with no success. But here I go again. I am a 22 year old girl. I have some problems I cant seem to combat on my own. I am extremely disorganized and somewhat irresponsible I need someone to give me rules, and consequences and check up that I am following the rules Interested? Email me. I am plus size but very pretty. ]]>

<![CDATA[Where are the decent men? The men that know how to treat a woman. I'm looking for a confident man who doesn't mind a sexy bbw. I'm 6'2, blonde, blue eyes, and lovely curves. I want to find a gentleman. Smart, funny, kind, and confident. If you're him then you know what to do.]]>

<![CDATA[I am not sure what to say or how to say it. I am looking for someone that would want to hang out. Someone that could be a friend and maybe develop into more if things go right. I want to find someone that wouldn't mind hanging out with my friends with me. I hang out with my friend just about every weekend but I feel like the third wheel sometimes. Also, my friend keeps trying to hook me up with someone, but it never works. It's my friend and her boyfriend and me usually...unless they invite a friend or something. I mostly want someone I can chill with and have fun with. I don't want there to be any awkwardness or anything. That is why I am saying that I want to just be friends in the beginning. Someone to talk to. Even just hang out and watch a movie with sometime or something. I am: 27 White 5'5" Deep Green Eyes Curvy, thick, bigger...how ever you want to say it. I am not huge but not small either. You should be: between 27-40 white or hispanic 5'6" or taller have a sense of humor It's nice outside today. Its Wednesday and the sun is out and the weather is nice outside. Thank you ]]>

<![CDATA[ME 24 5'1 Hispanic 145 lbs Long dark brown hair Brown eyes Independent Full time Job Vehical Own Place Workout Listens to country music laid back knows how to treat a man and take care of them loves to laugh and make others laugh love the outdoors traveling doing new things........it goes on YOU 24-28 yrs taller than me who isnt average to athletic hispanic or white no thugs or ghetto white/mexican guys sorry must tolerate country music have a job have a car no geeks dorks sorry loves to make people laugh be mature know what you want in life/relationships doesnt play games trustworthy honest like going out or just staying in not smoke send an email a little about you and a picture or two ]]>

<![CDATA[ I love to have fun, always smiling and laughing. I love going to the beach, traveling, shopping, going to the gym, spending time with my family and friends. I will try anything once and I like to watch sports-football and baseball are my favorite. I hope to find a guy to spend time with who enjoys the same things I do. ]]>

<![CDATA[I was going through the men seeking women ads and they were very comical by the way. Some were looking for FWB (I'm not for that) , some wanted skinny women (So not me) some wanted somebody to take care of them (I'm not your mom and I don't have kids why I should I take care of you?) So about me , I tell it like I see it , I don't hold anything back . I go out Saturday night and I'm at church on Sunday morning. I use a cuss word because it's Monday. I believe in using spell check and I think life should be an adventure. I do drink and I do smoke . I don't and will never do drugs. the physical aspects of me : I'm plump , I'm 5'6 (taller with heels of course) I'm not going to have a laundry list of requirements for a man but I do ask that you not do drugs ,don't be a heavy drinker . I do ask that you be willing to meet in person and be between 27 -37. That's really not too much to ask is it? ]]>

<![CDATA[I am a 32 year old female, in Austin, TX. I am currently married to gentleman in the military, we have an open marriage. I am pretty easy to get along with and I have a lot of varied interests, especially in music and film. I also am a HUGE WoW /Dragon Age addict. I am also a BBW so if that does not interest you, please move on. I am looking for a lovely gentleman to spend some time with. I work a pretty odd schedule, so a little flexibility/understanding would be nice. Your pic gets mine. ]]>

<![CDATA[So I am going to be perfectly honest. I just want a guy "on call" (works both ways) Who I can just ring up to come and 'hang out.' whenever I need. :) Hopefully we would be friends with benis? I am Phat minus the PH and at a F. But I am amazing. long Blond hair, blue eyes, great complexion, smart, funny...everything:) so let me know? Send a pic please! Oh and I am into caucasian males...maybe females (that is a new road for me) 22-32 years old disease free please, I prefer slim, athletic or just a few extra pounds..no heavy weights please.:) ttys? Send your pic (not dirty ones) and something about you! ]]>

<![CDATA[Basically I'm in search of a guy that would like to get to know me. Someone that can laugh with me, someone that is trustworthy, someone that knows what they want in life etc. ME Attractive Intelligent Fun FUN Fun Spontaneous 5'7" 140lbs Blue/Green eyes Blonde Hair Independent No kids YOU Attractive Spontaneous Fun Taller than me Average weight Good dental hygiene Intelligent Trustworthy Mutual attraction must be there so please reply with a photo or be ready to send one. I'll do the same in order to keep from wasting your time or mine. Hope to hear from you soon! ]]>

<![CDATA[So I have been doing the single thing for 2 years and its been a fun time but now I'm ready for something more meaningful. First off I'm a single mom so if kids rnt in the books 4 ya we rnt gonna work. I have raised my daughter on my own so I have no baby daddy drama. I have a good job my own car I'm getting back into shape so the gym has become very important 2 me I'm staying active and healthy but I am not a super model or will I ever be. I'm a real women w curves and I'm proud of em. I'm lookin for someone I can call a friend a companion someone to share things with and spend time with and in due time become apart of my childs life but that's further down the road if we were 2 work out I would like someone 2 have their life somewhat in order I'm rsausing a child I dnt want 2 be the only one driving is around or paying for everything because ur broke and dnt have a job ur probably askin urself does she really need 2 list that but yes I do I have met men like this and its not so much fun I like to have a good time I like anything from the indoors to the outdoors to behind closed doors All in all I'm fun so let's c what happens hit me up pic for pic ]]>

<![CDATA[It can be a little easier to warm the soul and heart when the sun is shining. As such, visions of a summer full of fun and adventure are dancing in my mind!I am cheerful, happy, ambitious, driven. I would say I am easy going, honest, positive, loyal, hmm sexy and pretty :) I think humour is a very important part of any relationship and if you can have a good laugh with someone it's more likely to last. I can be quiet and shy as well as bubbly and fun.I love the city and escaping it. What I am looking for? Isn't it all about the chemistry? The ‘eyes met across a crowded room’ moment that makes your belly feel on fire and your lungs take a deep inhale. I'm looking for an equal partner with whom to share my enthusiasm for life. I would love to meet a man who is happy with where and who he is, who has a zest for life, who is fun, honest, humble and has enthusiasm and passion - be it for his work or his interests (and preferably for me). Someone who would laugh at my jokes and would make me laugh too - someone open who I can talk to about anything and everything, both serious and silly…and who is not afraid to kiss passionately in the street or would happily enjoy a walk in the hills even if it were raining. The ideal match: I guess making me laugh will be necessary, so good sense of humour. Smart, good looking, loving, caring. Honest honest honest...and honest. I am: blonde with blue eyes, slim. You are: white, more or less 30-40 aged. ]]>

<![CDATA[I ready to find someone to spend my time with and share life with. I do have a son and he is my life and I prefer to find someone who has a kid or maybe two kids who understands what it means to be a parent. I have a great job that I love and I have a good group of friends, but Im missing someone special. I am very easy going and I am very sarcastic. I want to find someone who is also sarcastic and can take a joke. Someone who can have fun but knows how to be serious when the time comes. I would like someone who has dated all types of women. Im attracted to a man who gives all a chance and looks at whats on the inside rather than the outside. I would like someone who has a job. It wont bother me what the job is as long as you are making an honest living. If you dont have any kids thats fine, but please like kids and not mind that I am with my son a lot. Please be serious about starting something and with the intent of being in a relationship. I am 26 this week so please be 24-34 (we can talk about age if you fit what I am looking for). You dont have to send a picture if you dont want to. I want to get to know you for you and bring pictures into after we have some kind of connection. Thank you for reading and I hope to hear from you and get something started. ]]>

<![CDATA[After attempting to pen an artful, witty post I’ve decided there is no great way to say this. So here it goes – the blunt truth. I need a fake boyfriend. After many years of being the perpetual single girl, my friends have started to conspire and connive to get me a ‘plus 1’. Some have started to think that I must be gay. Despite my protests, I’m starting to get fewer invites to couple-type activities and something needs to be done. Here’s where you come in. I realize this is unusual but I hope it’s exactly what someone reading this is down for. If not, at least I tried. All of the subsequent details are irrelevant if no one is open to this idea so I’ll hold back but am an open book and not easily embarrassed. I’m thinking short term (a few months?) and maybe once every week or two we show up together – drinks, movies, whatever – I pick up the tab, of course. Just think of it as hanging with cool new people, playing a harmless part and getting a free tab out of it. About me: Attractive (long blond hair, green eyes, hot curves) Professional & intelligent Fun Social You: Not one of the DBs I’ve already turned down Over 5’9” (sorry) Gotta be someone my friends could see me dating Socially graceful Let’s see who I hear back from! ]]>

<![CDATA[Looking for something REAL. I dont want games, i dont want lies or excuses. I'm tired of it, looking for a GOOD guy who knows what he wants. Just looking for my bestfriend i can fall in love with :) About me: Blonde hair Blue eyes 5'9 thick has a car and a job and soon to be house loves family & friends bbq's being outside country shopping watching football beer About you: Cute taller than me has a job and a car funny loves family a GOOD man Please send me a email if your interested with some info about you and a picture. but in the subject line something original. :) and im real it was gorgeous outside today :) ]]>

<![CDATA[I am working so much and have need of getting a life otherwise. I require drug-free health oriented person that likes to laugh and is not afraid to be himself. I seek a fairly balanced good natured humoured individual to dine, stroll, enjoy culture, music, theatre, movies, eastern philosophy, and appreciation of many cultures. I would hope this person is responsible honest and a kind person.I am strong minded, educated and kind hearted . I am blessed to have some beauty yet that is both within and out! I enjoy biking or hiking in nature and relaxing in good company of a gentleman of good character and socialize with friends! If this sounds like you then please respond.]]>

<![CDATA[id like to become friends with someone first and then hopefully become more after we've gotten to know each other. Im really partial to nerdy and geeky guys who are on the heavy side and not so much to thinner guys. Im not looking for a hook up or a friend with benefits. Im also not interested in older men so no older than 26 please. im also partial to white guys, im hispanic myself but im not too picky. pic for pic. And I know you're curious so ask away. But please dont just say hey or what's up, tell me a bit about you. ]]>

<![CDATA[I want a man who can brighten up my day someone who i can talk to about life and all it has to offer, and someone who is looking for the real deal.Is it possible to have that guy who you can go out and have a good time with and stay in and have a good time? I'm willing to bet it is , I love going to concerts , I love going dancing and I love watching movies. I am looking for a guy who is honest loyal, and faithful. I am smart, funny ,ambitious , and I am a trustworthy person. I'm attractive and I have my life together hoping to find forever but not over night send a pic if u do i'll send one too...]]>

<![CDATA[lets meet up at the four seasons friday night. no games just wanting to share in conversation and company. if you have nothing to do come join me. weekends can be lonely so what do you really have to loose.]]>

<![CDATA[Some times people wonder into our lives and leave little footprints on our hearts. Somehow they know just what we and when its needed. They stay until the task is complete, the laughter is ringing, the tears have stopped, or the lessons have been learned. Yet there are ones who stay with us to complete us in faith, love and hope. They see through the stain glass windows, to the inner beauty of our souls. They are mystified by the watercolors of the heart and mind. As I dream, I wait in faith, love and hope, that someday someone special will wonder into my life. Life is meant to be shared and enjoyed, with laughter, smiles, hugs, and friendships. Single, BBW, willing to take a chance. ]]>

<![CDATA[I'm just looking for that one guy to prove to me there not all the same. Someone to let me care for and love them. Someone who doesn't cheat or lie and someone who will love me for me and what I have to offer. I am ready to settle down and start that next chapter in my life. If ur interested then feel free to message me and add a pic and we can go from there :)]]>

<![CDATA[.. then give me a shout. I am a loud, obnoxious, outgoing, passionate, hilarious, awesome girl who thinks like a dude and can out drink you. I will never put a leash on you and your friends will think you are a lucky bastard. There isn't much I won't do. I'm also an awesome cook, and love to make all kinds of shit for people. Oh yeah, here's the icing on the cake. I'm 5'8", a size 4, blonde, and I clean up spectacularly. I have tattoos, but they're really fucking cool- no tramp stamps or butterflies on my ankles and shit. Here's what I am looking for: - a total partner in crime who won't get pissed when I get drunk on Crown Royal and make fun of people - someone who can dance their proverbial ass off - knowledge of $3 words - you have to like blood and gore - sorry, over my height please, I like my heels. - fit and good-looking - preferably white or hispanic. So in short: smart, tall, good looking, and so outgoing it's disgusting. Tall order for craigslist, I know. Send me a picture and I'll return the favour, even if you aren't my type, because I think it's rude not to. If you send me a disembodied cock shot I will post it somewhere on the internet with your email address. And none of this "ooh... let's have some fun... cum on.." horse shit. Be creative.]]>

<![CDATA[Well, I just tried this and unfortunately it didn't work out. But I am willing to try it again. I am 34, independent, thick, white girl looking specifically for a black man with that HIP HOP style. Preferrably between the ages of 30-40. YOU: must be 420 friendly, pet friendly, have own car, own place to live, MUST BE SINGLE, must have goals and last but NOT LEAST must have a job. I am not writing this ad to "hook up". I'd like to find someone to hang out with as friends first, but I am also trying to find someone to have a serious relationship with, so only serious applicants should apply. LMAO!! Please send a pic with your email. I'll send one back. ]]>

<![CDATA[I've got a bottle of great wine and am in need of a relaxing evening. Why not get to know each other while relaxing together? Unattached female seeks sane, unattached male.]]>

<![CDATA[I keep getting flagged and frankly its making me sad! Im going to make this really simple so I hopefully don't break any rules Me: Sami, 24, Chef I like: shopping, chocolate, chick flicks, shiner, video games, playing and watching sports. I like eating, and being the occasional fat kid! :) I like live music and board games. Physically: I like to say i'm aesthetically pleasing. 5'6", thin but not scary thin, brown hair and blue eyes! Im not looking for fwb or nsa fun. You!: be fun, honest, sincere, be taller than me, but that is not a requirement. but what is a requirement is that you don't fit into my size 4 jeans and look better in them than me. laugh at my lame jokes or laugh at me because i tell lame jokes. If you send a pic, i will send one back. :)]]>