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<![CDATA[Okay, this is the first time to post on here....lets see if this works. I am looking for a genuine, funny smart guy to be able to talk to and be myself and have fun with. A real person, not someone out to impress. Someone to be friends with. Please put in the subject line "real" so that I will open the email...thanks, :)]]>

<![CDATA[ I am bored, looking for someone to text with]]>

<![CDATA[ You opened it. Good luck. Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they love you. Something good will happen to you at 1:00 pm to 4:40 pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere. Tonight at midnight they will remember how much they loved you. You will get the shock of your life tomorrow, a good one. If you break the chain, you will be cursed with relationship problems for the next 2 years. Karma. If there is someone you onced loved, or still do, and cant get them out of your mind, repost this in another city within the next 5 minutes. Its amazing how it works.If you truly miss someone, a past love, and cant seem to get them off your mind....then repost this titled as " I Truly Do Miss You" Whoever you are missing will surprise you. Don't break this, for tonight at midnight, your true love will realize they love you and something great will happen to you tomorrow. ]]>

<![CDATA[Ok lets try this again... I am lookin for some cool ppl to hang out with and party i love to ice skate.. I have posted stuff on here b 4 & it seems everyone is a flake.... no drama & no games please...PLEASE DO NOT WASTE MY TIME AS I WILL NOT WASTE URS.. 5'4 brown, hair baby blue eyes, straight white teeth and yes all my teeth..I have been blessed with amazng hair, great teeth, eyes to die for, and a personality that rocks.. Just lookin for someone real honest and loves to party..look forward to hearing from yall.... A day without laughter is a wasted day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]>

<![CDATA[If ur bored also. ,,,, text me 469 288 123 nine]]>

<![CDATA[My name is jason.I'm very confident and outgoing.jus on here to find a cute female to hang wit sometime,must have pics.and we can see what happens.]]>

<![CDATA[Wednesday March 17, 2010 Today was a good day starting from about 11. Then a setback or 2 here and there and made me wonder why. I guess I have a very strange life to some people but I don't know why. It's like your life in every way. If you wrote and shared yourself like an open book, would anyone think that it is strange? If so.can you lay that down anyway? I think today was St. Patty Day as I was informed that if I wasnt wearing green that I could be pinched.. I think I sent a note saying I would wear some green but no one would notice.That Girl is very Cool! hell ya Bounty G. I am with you. My other e-mail was blocked and I dont know why. Thanks P you wrote me too. You had to go home at the time though. This morning it was cold again. I woke up as usual (sometimes I ask not to) and turned on the hotplate and went back to sleep again. I think I had so many dreams I cant remember all of them. They were nice though you wouldnt believe it. If Heaven would be anything like them I will be glad. Ok, now I have to tell you that I celebrated today so I had quite a few and forgive me if I ramble about things ok If I am not here again next month you will know that I was having some hard times and didnt pay the bills. I apologize in advance for it. There are people walking by my trail outdoors and it is a young kid calling out for a dog, They are walking and I dont hear them anymore. They must be neighbors I havnt met so far. There was a guy here a few weeks ago who was trespassing and trying to climb on my roof from the ladder that I have. I got dressed and opened the door and asked what are you doing up there? And do I know you? He said No. and climbed down and walked away talking to who knows who. I think he understood that there will not be anymore of that shit around here. That is to say he saw I was seriously angry for having a uninvited guest at the time coming in from the woods in the back. I felt for him though and it sounded like he was having great troubles or a girlfriend problem. He kept saying please come and talk to me over and over again., so I figure he was asking God that or he was having problems with his girlfriend. Now that was a freaky situation im telling you. I was thinking at the time now I have to shoot some guy if he dont leave after I ask him to. This guy was harmless though. He reminded me of fragileness - and of this song by B. Dylan "Desolation Row" They're selling postcards of the hanging They're painting the passports brown The beauty parlor is filled with sailors The circus is in town Here comes the blind commissioner They've got him in a trance One hand is tied to the tight-rope walker The other is in his pants And the riot squad they're restless They need somewhere to go As Lady and I look out tonight From Desolation Row. Cinderella, she seems so easy "It takes one to know one," she smiles And puts her hands in her back pockets Bette Davis style And in comes Romeo, he's moaning "You belong to Me I Believe" And someone says, "You're in the wrong place, my friend You better leave" And the only sound that's left After the ambulances go Is Cinderella sweeping up On Desolation Row. Now the moon is almost hidden The stars are beginning to hide The fortunetelling lady Has even taken all her things inside All except for Cain and Abel And the hunchback of Notre Dame Everybody is making love Or else expecting rain And the Good Samaritan, he's dressing He's getting ready for the show He's going to the carnival tonight On Desolation Row. Now Ophelia, she's 'neath the window For her I feel so afraid On her twenty-second birthday She already is an old maid To her, death is quite romantic She wears an iron vest Her profession's her religion Her sin is her lifelessness And though her eyes are fixed upon Noah's great rainbow She spends her time peeking Into Desolation Row. Einstein, disguised as Robin Hood With his memories in a trunk Passed this way an hour ago With his friend, a jealous monk He looked so immaculately frightful As he bummed a cigarette Then he went off sniffing drainpipes And reciting the alphabet You would not think to look at him But he was famous long ago For playing the electric violin On Desolation Row. Dr. Filth, he keeps his world Inside of a leather cup But all his sexless patients They're trying to blow it up Now his nurse, some local loser She's in charge of the cyanide hole And she also keeps the cards that read "Have Mercy on His Soul" They all play on penny whistles You can hear them blow If you lean your head out far enough From Desolation Row. Across the street they've nailed the curtains They're getting ready for the feast The Phantom of the Opera In a perfect image of a priest They're spoonfeeding Casanova To get him to feel more assured Then they'll kill him with self-confidence After poisoning him with words And the Phantom's shouting to skinny girls "Get outa here if you don't know" Casanova is just being punished for going To Desolation Row. At midnight all the agents And the superhuman crew Come out and round up everyone That knows more than they do Then they bring them to the factory Where the heart-attack machine Is strapped across their shoulders And then the kerosene Is brought down from the castles By insurance men who go Check to see that nobody is escaping To Desolation Row. They be to Nero's Neptune The Titanic sails at dawn Everybody's shouting "Which side are you on ?" And Ezra Pound and T. S. Eliot Fighting in the captain's tower While calypso singers laugh at them And fishermen hold flowers Between the windows of the sea Where lovely mermaids flow And nobody has to think too much About Desolation Row. Yes, I received your letter yesterday About the time the door knob broke When you asked me how I was doing Was that some kind of joke ? All these people that you mention Yes, I know them, they're quite lame I had to rearrange their faces And give them all another name Right now I can't read too good Dont send me no more letters no Not unless you mail them From Desolation Row. : Hey yall, I am so sleepy and tired right now.Thanks for writing me and please write me some more ok. **Moondoggy ]]>

<![CDATA[White married, professional suit and tie guy looking for a buddy to hang out with... I'm 42 years old and in the HEB area... I like the outdoors, the casinos, good movies, and the Dallas Cowboys... Happy also to just sit around chill and have some good laughs. Looking for a good loyal fun friend. ]]>

<![CDATA[Ok, here I go. I have been thinkning about how my life has been and how it is right now and it only makes my future non-clear. The weight of life seems to drag me down a bit more each day but I keep this smile on anyway cause it warms everyone around me up when they're down too. Just wondering if there is someone else out there with a similar feel in them about their life. I am not at all a nagative person but it is scary to not see your future doing the same things in life everyday just to survive and do it again the next day. I am very responsible and quiet and have a need to shout sometimes but don't like to draw attention to myself, lol. So I am just looking for someone to befriend me and start a new conversation that can become a new wonderful chapter in my life, no pressure though, lol. Its not all about being married that drags me down but things sure do go backward after the five year mark. So if you would like to try and understand me or for me to try and understand you, I am here to become your friend and look forward to a positive conversation about anything to your liking. Just friends...]]>

<![CDATA[Hello, so here I am at home instead of out with friends working on business calc homework >.< anyways, I'm bored, so shoot me an aim message at b u l l g o d 3 4 5 If nothing else you've distracted me from my homework long enough that I can understand it :D]]>

<![CDATA[Hi, Has anyone used the HCG injections? If yes, did it work for you? How did you do it and where did you get your HCG from? Thank you!! ]]>

<![CDATA[looking for someone to ride with and checkout lower greenvill with. hang out and have a drink. looking to meet new people. Im the CEO of a small company so i work hard and play hard. lets ride]]>

<![CDATA[looking for other people to go on short rides with us. theres sometimes 5 of us and looking for more. some of us drink some dont some married some single. u got 2 weels(no mopeds) let me know]]>

<![CDATA[Masculine GWM 43 seeks a workout buddy to keep me motivated in going. I can either go to Gold's or 24Hr. Serious replies only. Have a pic for trade.]]>

<![CDATA[I'm soo bored...single mom...2 kids....I am a full time student....looking for work, but in the mean time..I need to go out!!...I'm going crazy sitting at home every night...I have 2 people I hang out with, and whether or not I can call them "true" friends is another story. I am drama free, funny, outgoing, smart etc..not judgmental about who I hang with...any race,weight,sexuality is good with me....just no drama!! Email me back if you are looking for a great friend. Thanks...Katrina]]>

<![CDATA[I am ssssssooooo sick of all the horn dogs on here. I'm just lookin for friend I can write to when I'm bored or actually have a conversation with. Asl doesn't really matter cuz I'm movin to Florida this Saturday. Hit me up :D]]>

<![CDATA[OK, so I've always been in straight M/F relationships but right now I feel completely confused, there's something about me that wants to be with a man or couple, I have no idea where this comes from or why it's coming up now in my life. Is there a woman out there that wouldn't mind talking to me about this? Maybe someone who has experience with this? I'm just feeling really confused and lonely and would like to have someone to talk to. Size/race/orientation doesn't matter, just looking for someone to trust and to talk to. Oh, and I'm not a bot, or some spammer, it was a beautiful day in Dallas today, low 60's and I enjoyed the sun when it was out! If you want to reply, feel free to put "helping confused" in the subject line! Thanks again! Thanks.]]>

<![CDATA[Looking for some St. Paddy's day cheer, as in beer (no not what you think). Would settle for some IM or email conversation if a safe public Pub is out of the question. White collar professional male seeking to increase his circle of contacts. Enjoy this glorious green day!]]>

<![CDATA[lookin for a cool friend to chill with, eating, movies, or for a drink..... age, race and sexual postition is not a factor, send me a msg ..up late ]]>

<![CDATA[husband left for out of town. alone and very horny. ]]>

<![CDATA[I just recently moved back to Fort Worth after 14 years of being gone. Just looking to make friends this St. Patty's day. I am a curvy hispanic woman. I am not fat. I am open to any thing fun and legal. I just want to go out, but lost contact with friends here in fort worth. Please send pic and i will do the same. ]]>

<![CDATA[I am searching for my best friend. The one chick in the world who I can be goofy with. I love to laugh and make others laugh. I am a thick chick so please be okay with that. I love doing girlie things mani/pedis and shopping but also love a spontaneous road, concerts, festivals and other such fun stuff. You must be outgoing, love to have fun, non-smoker, in your 30's, single, straight with no kids.Oh and living nearby would be a bonus. *dances to the 80's* ]]>

<![CDATA[Hey whats up....im Candi and I am 25.... I stay in garland tx looking for new friends/sahm.... I am married with 2 kids and one on the way....I am a cool chick with no drama and dont look for it...I am a sahm mom for now so it can get a little boring... I guess I can say alot change when i got married and have kids....you find out who ya true friends are... Well i would like to find ppl who is real....drama free... and them self...you can have kids or no kids it dont matter....if u smoke...drink... its cool if you dont its cool... just be real and dont waste my time. If you looking for a cool friend hit me back with a message and a pic....]]>

<![CDATA[I'm just looking for some ome to ride around some trails or parks with.mostly after work.must supply own bike.lol...being cute wouldn't hurt either but not a must.]]>

<![CDATA[ Nude or none nude for your web site, boyfriend, husband or just for the heck of it. Photoshop for retouch improvements available too. I can also make composite image combinations for you so You can be in any location you want but won't get arrested. LOL Reply for samples and to ask questions.]]>

<![CDATA[Ok I have recently came to the realization that most of my friends forgot to grow up evidently. I say this cause they have no jobs and in turn no money. I'm tired of supporting their broke asses when I wanna go out just so I don't have to go alone. Would love to find a few friends to hang out with. I don't do frugs and don't deal with crackheads or cheese freaks. I am married, but he does his thing and I do mine. Ocassionally we do it together. So with all of that being said I know find myself bored and all alone on st paddys day. Hubby is off doing his thing. I'm bout to go hold down a bar stool and hold a conversation with myself. I'm not the most outgoing person in the world when it comes to bars full of strangers but I like to people watch. I'm weird what can I say. So if u need a friend or a drinkin buddy hit me up. Hell u never know how the night might end. Ps I do have pics but I aint puttin em on here! Urs gets mine. Beware I'm no skinny minny but I don't fall in the fat ass category yet either!]]>

<![CDATA[Attractive, married male looking for a married female for friendship and possibly more. If you are interested in a discreet friendship that could turn into more, send me an email. I have pictures to trade. Not looking for a replacement for my wife, nor am I looking for any drama. Just looking for a cool chick to have some fun with. Anyone interested?? ]]>

<![CDATA[That's it... We can talk about whatever...just do me a favor. Put your favorite color in the subject line so I know you are a human...thanks. ]]>

<![CDATA[I am in town until Friday, and wanted to go to the Stars hockey game tomorrow night. Anyone interested in joining me? I am SWM, 44, sane, normal, hockey fan. ]]>

<![CDATA[As of Jan I turned 50 (although I'm told I look 33 to 36) Single Mom of an 8 yr old boy, seeking a platonic friendship with someone white or hispanic to hang out with. I would prefer a single Dad so we could share things in common. I'm a non-smoker and can't stand to smell or be around cigarette smoke, social drinker and enjoy going to the movies, dancing, dining out, taking the kiddos to the park, grilling, camping, amusement parks, going to the Zoo, outdoor events and much more. I enjoy listening to most music but I don't like heavy metal or rap. I'm 5"7 and have a thick build but proportionately shaped. I prefer ages 36 up to 50 and please be in reasonable shape. Responses with a pic will be opened, no pics attached will be deleted. I had the courtesy to publicly post my pics for you to see what I look like and mine are very recent so yours should be too =) ]]>

<![CDATA[Im at home bored and Im looking for some to chat with. Is anyone up for some mindless banter if you are we can chat on yahoo IM or we can text so if you are interested hit me up]]>

<![CDATA[Offer: I love giving massages, so I�m looking for a platonic one-way massage relationship. You schedule me for a 60 � 90 minute session, dress to your level of comfort, and be able to travel or host. I provide my hands, oil, massage table, and lull you into a state of relaxation and bliss with a head to toe massage (or any specific area(s) you�d like me to focus on) This offer is free of charge. No reciprocation requested or expected. This is a one way offer. I can be as chatty as you like but I prefer to be silent so you can enjoy the massage. However, all options are open for you to enjoy my company, ask me to listen to your rants, or keep me quiet and selfishly escape your worldly stresses :) Me: I am black, healthy, single, and respectful to all. You: Can be any race, religion, or age as long as you are over 21. No drama. Let�s keep things casual, fun, stress and drama free. Looking forward to hearing from you. ]]>

<![CDATA[group of friends bored on st. pattys day and lookin to see if anyone wanted to bring alcohol and food to party. will host. not lookin for sex or anything jus lookin for someone or some people to party since it is st. pattys day. kinda broke hence why were throwin this ad on craigs list.preferablly female but whatevers clever. (972) 836 5519 HIT US UP!!!]]>

<![CDATA[RAIN... THE BEATLES TRIBUTE BAND TONIGHT!! WE HAVE FRONT ROW CENTER AND WOULD LIKE TO MEET UP WITH SOME NICE WOMAN TO GRAB A BITE WITH BEFORE IT STARTS!!]]>

<![CDATA[I have a huge foot fetish and would like to find a woman that appreciates it. I don't care about color or age, just don't be my grandmother.... unless you have pretty feet! lol. There's obvious more to me so if you have any ??? hit me up! I'm 5'11'' and 240 lb black man. I'm a down to earth guy and love to laugh. I'm tired of being lonely and deprived. Can you rescue me? lol. and a pic would be great!]]>

<![CDATA[MBM looking to find someone to chat with, share ideas and get advice from. If your interested, email me back.]]>

<![CDATA[I am married, and I am hoping that if you are reading this post, you are married as well. I am hoping to meet a fun and flirty woman who would like to have some fun chat to bring back some excitement in to our lives and give us both a reason to smile when we open up our email. I am not looking to jeopardize my marriage, I have a good wife and a good life, but after being married for a while, I think we all start to feel a little lonely and crave attention of the opposite sex. Even in the best marriages, there are times when it would be nice to have someone to chat with to get you through those times when you question if it is all worth it. We all have our reasons for being here and I am not here to judge anyone. If you are still reading it, I am sure that you can probably relate to this situation. Therefore, if you are looking for a fun person who is looking to get to know you for some online flirtation, all you need to do is write me back and tell me a little bit about yourself and we can take it from there. Thanks again for stopping by and I look forward to chatting with you soon. ]]>

<![CDATA[Hello ladies, I'm creating a small womens clique. Must be down to earth, drama free and able to hold a conversation. Transportation isnt a must. I'm seeking ladies that are on the South West Side of Dallas, Redbird, Oak Cliff, D'Ville DeSoto.. Unless your willing to travel, you can be from Funky Town. Seeking to find females that are bi/curious that would like to hook up hang out, movies, basketball games, clubs, mall, meet up a McDonalds for a shake, go walking...hook up on Sundays at Humperdinks.. the Mimosa are $4...lol... or just get a suite for the weekend and have girl fun. I'm in a committed relationship and he knows of my desires yet he will not be involved unless you say... damn.. I'd like to ride that.. lol... and trust.. "I will watch".. (Bernie Mac).. ~Size , Race doesn't matter, just have a neat appearance. BE SERIOUS I'm a cool as female: AA, 35, sole proprietor of a cleaning business. So, I'm professional yet I love to laugh and play with women. I've been in the LS since '95. I'm a non smoker, social drinker. love loud music, R&B and a female that is COOL than a mutha. Please email me if you want to make a new friend. If you can hang out with "him". email: PhatClit2Lick2 at AOL (no pic/no reply)]]>

<![CDATA[I am normal, educated professional, working downtown in a successful career. I'm married, and not unhappily, albiet perhaps a bit bored. I do have a busy life, but I'm just thinking it might be nice to meet someone new and interesting outside of my normal social circle. I'd like that someone to be an intelligent and attractive woman, married, around my age (give or take 5 or so years either way) who would like to have an online friend, a confidant, with whom she can talk about anything and everything. I'm open minded and easy to talk to. As we get to know each other better, we could share secrets and talk about anything. I understand the meaning and importance of discretion and keeping confidences, so that wouldn't be an issue. If you're a normal, educated, intelligent woman who likes to laugh, and are reasonably capable of talking about anything from politics, to movies, to world affairs, to ... whatever, then give me a shout. One thing...I know I did say "attractive" but that's not because I'm looking for sex. I understand the meaning of platonic. It's not the most important thing, particularly if you don't have any of the other qualities I mention. But let's face it, there probably will be an element of flirtation or whatever. So, it is what it is. 'Nuff said on that. If you're interested, shoot me a message and we'll start a conversation. ]]>

<![CDATA[Hi, first of all, thanks for reading my post. Second, and to the point, I would like to find a smart, married girl willing to have an "email/IM" friendship with me. I am married, so I'm looking for a married girl in order to have more things in common. Although I don't want to change my current marital status, I find married life a bit complicated and frustrating sometimes. Basically looking for someone in a similar situation to exchange exactly what is on our minds, i.e., whatever it is we don't dare say to someone we know in person (spouse, close friend, etc.) but that we will be able to do under the premise that very likely we might not ever see each other. I am an educated professional, and, ideally, you would be too. Thanks. ]]>

<![CDATA[I've been in the DFW three years and have yet to make any close friends...so it's really time. Sure I have quite a few acquaintances, but who doesn't want more? I work full time and go to school full time, so I'm busy, but I have enough time to go out and do FUN things. I'm not into clubs, but I'm always ok with a low-key bar, or even just coffee. I miss shopping, although I have to be in the right mood. I'm always up for trying new restaurants as well (love sushi and Mexican) and I am trying to get back into photography. I love road trips and am trying to do a lot of weekend trips in the next few months, maybe San Antonio or Hot Springs, or even a close state park with some camping. I'm Christian and don't really care if you are, as long as you can respect my views. I also don't particularly care where you live, even though I prefer Fort Worth over Dallas (funny, so do a lot of people I meet around here!). My weekends are pretty full, but I'd love to find someone to meet for lunch or decompress with coffee or a drink after work. ]]>

<![CDATA[Well hello! :) Its hard to start off things like this but I'm going to try my best lol. I'm a 23 year old hispanic/white female from Oak Cliff. Born and raised in TX all my life. I'm about 5'6 and 200 so yeah I'm a BBW lol but very comfortable in my own skin. I have a pretty fun sense of humor, I love being around people and making new friends. I like making jokes ( not really a comedian lol but I try) I try to surround myself with positive people. I'm a really shy person at first but once I feel comfortable I will talk your ear off lol. What I'm looking for is someone that I can connect with on an emotional level and that will turn into a LTR. I like a guy that is sensitive and can hold a conversation. I don't like cocky guys and arrogance is a major turn off. Sweetness in a guy is a major plus and if u have a sense of humor major points as well lol :) Here is the catch though.... I am married and have been for a few yrs... If ur married great and if ur not that's cool too. I just feel like you can connect with more than one person. I'm into the hispanic guys between the ages of 23 and 30. Well I look forward to meeting whoever responds :) ur pic gets mine ]]>

<![CDATA[I'm a 34 year-old white male with a stable job looking for a new friend with perks. I say perks because it's not really a friend with benefits...let me explain. A friend with benefits suggests sex, but I'm just looking for a girl that will show off for me and let me show off for her. No contact, just watching. I'm a nice, attractive, educated guy just looking for a little fun. I'm married so you would have to host. Would be more than willing to do a meet a greet or whatever you require. Let me know if you want a little extra fun too and I'll send pics.]]>

<![CDATA[Okay no Im not Irish at all... But I am a 22 year girl, in town for the week, and lookin for someone or a group of someones to join tonight and get down for St. Patrick's Day!! It's one of my favorite holidays but as of right now it looks like Im ridin solo tonight. So if anyone's feelin super and u wanna pick me and let me join u, that would be amazing. Get at me...]]>

<![CDATA[I'm looking for a man and women with a bit of an exhibitionist streak. I'm NOT looking for any action or involvement, just a good show. I'm very normal and stable with a college degree, house, cars etc.. Very laid back and nice, so no awkward moments. Let me know if you're interested and I'll send pics. White, 34, in good shape, attractive]]>

<![CDATA[Anyone work out at the 24hr fitness in Grand Prairie or Cedar Hill - around noon times?]]>

<![CDATA[Looking for someone to hang out with tonight and hear my favorite band play. They'll be playing in Bedford, which is near the airport. You must be 21. I don't care if you're male or female... They are suppose to play at 7, so I'd like to meet between 6 and 6:30 for a drink or 2 and talk some... I love to dance, and will be up doing just that........... Email me back with a pic please]]>

<![CDATA[Seeking a stroke bud in the North DFW area. I am six feet tall...........200 pounds. Open to more with the right guy, see if we click]]>

<![CDATA[But missing the main ingredient. If you can hook me up today, let me know.]]>

<![CDATA[This is open to any 1 I have an extra ticket to the mavs game tonight any 1 interested in going? I can just meet you at the gate send me a message with you number so ican send you txt and we can get this set up ]]>

<![CDATA[I'm a very busy person, but I need some time to just hang out with people. The problem...I'm so busy I don't have "people" to hang out with. Not looking for sex, unless it just happens. I am looking for someone to go out with to see a movie, a live event, go for a walk, out to eat, etc. Anyone ineterested? ]]>

<![CDATA[A Medical Professional here .....The nice weather has definitely cut into my motivation to be productive today. Anyone feeling the same? ]]>

<![CDATA[Im too attractive to be bored! Someone intelligent come chat with me and keep me company!]]>

<![CDATA[Bi-curious DWM, still youngish, ddf, clean, discrete...Seeking younger, hwp, smooth to hang and sleep with, no expectations. I live alone and can host. Please send your basic stats/what you are looking for/location. I'm in the TCU?Benbrook/Hulen Mall area.]]>

<![CDATA[So, I was wondering if any ladies out there knew how to make some green beer for today and have some drinks with me. I have the beer but not sure if you add food coloring or what to make it green without tasting funny. If you know how and are interested in hanging out with a fun good-looking guy then get in touch with me. I have pictures to share and would like to see yours at one point as well. Please put "recipe" in the subject line so I know you're not spam. Let's make the most of this St. Patrick's Day.]]>

<![CDATA[I'm out going,open minded, articulate, intelligent, educated, humorous, professional, responsible, independent and self sufficient. I'm 6'3 240 lbs. well groomed, handsome, dress nice and love to smell good. I'm not a player, pimp, thug, goon or any other ghetto fictional character! I'm a man of God, a Father, a Brother and a (G)entleman. I enjoy women who are independent, intelligent, educated, spiritual, family oriented, a girlie-girl, considerate and humorous. I don't like women who are dependent, emotionally damaged, ghetto, verbally or physically abusive, with low self esteem (Help you to help yourself), who don't take there health serious. I'm a Chef by trade & Profession. I'm very romantic & passionate. only serious need to apply!]]>

<![CDATA[<a href="http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/stp/1647790935.html" rel="nofollow">http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/stp/1647790935.html</a> I posted this last night it is still current...]]>

<![CDATA[I want a miracle of life glazing in front of my eyes. I will rise from the murk and haze amidst a daydream, in which I wait impatiently hoping to be caught in your web and consumed by you. Come fly through the depths of my mind; weave through the wonderful curls while you are at it. I am speculation and adventure; the spirit of pursuit; the stag howling for its winsome yet anonymous mate. You be the love call of evolution; the cologne, be the sex, the life and appetite! Illusions of you yearn my soul; captivate me as you walk through the vapory mist. Your glimmering form and wavering shape enfolds me. I shall clasp you firm, a tight embrace. Deep stirs my heart, awakened, touched to the song. As from a spell that flashed from your throng. Lets get tangled up in warm symphonies of our desire, and the moonlight laying loosely woven desires. Discerning tastes, stained cheeks, fabrics of adventures, illusions and realities, the fabric cloaking the grace, Trying on sin in every color, from chartreuse to red. My lips, your story, read me. My words, your glory, heed me. Saturday night, one night. Touching Tasting Loving Hating Sweating Bleeding, Fluid Frozen, Broken Sunlight, Clouded Time, Inspiration, Muses Laughter Electric Charge and Selfish Mind Drifting Further, Colder Burning. Lets get lost In Darkness Bright as Day... HOw about drinks tonight?]]>

<![CDATA[I am looking for an attractive, educated, sensual, sophisticated woman who is either married, in a long distance relationship, adventurous, needs a little something extra and so on. I do not seek sexual relations. I seek mutual masturbation, no contact, self pleasure only. I am very attractive, well built, educated, well traveled and always a gentleman. I can host or come to you and need only 20 to 30 minutes of your time. I am in a relationship with a woman who travels almost weekly and there are times I just need a live visual when I please myself. If you are willing to either watch or join me and have all the qualities I mentioned above, please consider this at least once. I ask for nothing but your presence. I live in a secure building and I am willing to meet, phone, chat first till you are comfortable. I don't want to change my situation or yours. Let me know]]>

<![CDATA[Are there any ladies in Denton that have had a bad morning already? Mine has gone to crap fast and I'm thinking lunch time sounds like a good time to start throwing back a few beers. If you feel the same way and are in the area get in touch with me. I'm good-looking, normal, and just looking for a drinking buddy. If you're interested then get in touch. Maybe we can watch a movie, play video games, whatever. Just want to have some beers and don't want to do it alone. Look forward to it. I have pictures to share as well. Please put "crap" in the subject line.]]>

<![CDATA[Average easy going white male, nudist, seeking places & people to be in the sun naturally. (not looking for any type of sex, don't ask or offer) ]]>

<![CDATA[We are looking for owner financed property in the Lake Dallas area. Mobile or site built is OK. Prefer something somewhat smaller. Would like no longer than 7 yr. payoff with down payment of approx. 3k. If anyone has info on what we are looking for, please contact us. Thank you.]]>

<![CDATA[Red Tantra massage adds energy healing and tantric coaching to the ecstasy of receiving a nurturing and awakening sensual massage. It creates an environment in which you can release stress and feel more alive in your body while staying fully present to your sexual energy. The goal of this massage is to bring the body and mind into a balanced and harmonious state. The benefits are many: including deep relaxation, heightened sexual response and better health. The process builds trust and intimacy between partners, and is easy to do. Male 40 yrs, Brown Skin, 5"8, 170 lbs, brown eyes, black hair.....Its a free massage. I am intrested only in LADIES who are over 30 yrs old Caucasian or Hispanic.... friendly , clean and honest.....if intrested please email me.]]>

<![CDATA[What's up I m 22 hispanic brown eyes black hair I am currently in a realtion ship but I just want a friend to text while I'm at work it's gets real boarin sometimes I'm not a bad looking guy just don't have time to be going out to meet new people I don't care what race u are or how old u are as long as it's 18+ so if u wanna know more hit me up and we can exchange numbers. ]]>

<![CDATA[I'm looking for a workout partner. Mondays thru Friday! Early mornings. a little about me im a pretty easy going guy! No drama, No games! I like to have a good time. Enjoy life. Im looking to build a friendship with someone. Im pretty new to the area.. Someone to spend time with, talk to, hangout with, little things. Nothing too serious. Age and race is not an issue, just be a good person. PLEASE NO DRAMA, OR GAMES. PLEASE BE SERIOUS ABOUT TALKING, AND POSSIBLY MEETING! I do have a face pic. If you respond please send a pic, so i can see you. I'll reply with a picture! Thx ]]>

<![CDATA[bored at work must have gmail account and gmail chat... email me with something to talk about... i'm engaged so i'm not interested in hooking up or talk about us hooking up... pic would be cool if u send it too]]>

<![CDATA[Hey there I am a 30 yr male. Looking for friends, someone to chat with, txt, shoot pool with, go to the gun range. I work in IT so yes I am a computer geek. I work on personal computers in my spare time. I have a great sense of humor and love to joke around. You should be the same, I'm not a picky person and easy to get along with. I am open minded and love to have fun! Hit me up is you want to exchange numbers and txt or chat on yahoo.. I am real and expect the same! Hatch]]>

<![CDATA[I just moved to Plano and Im desperate to find someone who is interested in working out. I am by no means the althetic build but Im getting there. My current weight is 200bls so I am looking for someone who is interested it working out and lives close by. I would like to develop a friendly PLATONIC relationship with someone who interested in getting up early in the morning to work out. I am also training myself for a marathon that I plan to be in next year. If this is something you think you might want to do than email me. I hope to hear from you soon. ]]>

<![CDATA[I'm an exfrat guy that's looking for some friendship with a or a group of guys. I've been in the area for a while now and haven't made many friends. I know pretty pathetic. I need some testosterone in my life. My wife is my only friend at the moment. I love her and all but I need some guy friends that I can wrestle with or something! Do guy things with! Let me know if this sounds interesting to you! ]]>

<![CDATA[Beautiful, sexy, mature and well educated woman is seeking very sexy, hot pen-pals for erotic email later telephone encounters. Nothing is taboo-----let's explore our fantasies. ]]>

<![CDATA[I really would like to find someone to play tennis with. I am not going to lie, I am pretty good, and that's why I am posting on here. I need to find someone that can keep up. I haven't played for awhile, but I am almost certain that I will fall right back into it. That's how it is with me and sports. I play basketball on Tuesday nights. I have a pretty flexible schedule so anytime would be good. If you're cool, then after tennis we can see what else we have in common. I am into music and movies (I'm in a band), I am single (recently divorced),and I am pretty open about the way I feel (blunt). Also, please like The Office. ]]>

<![CDATA[I'm looking to find a online friend who is Jewish, and would prefer that they know a fair amount about their faith, heritage and culture as well. I don't know much but am interested in learning more about it. I would prefer to learn more from somebody who grew up in a Jewish home. I don't really care about your age or gender, but since you are going to want to know I am a 30 year old single male. I'm just a curious mind who is interested in knowing more and would love to one day experience some of the traditions of the Jewish culture even though I have no intentions of changing my faith. I know this is a long shot especially in Baptist country, but what do I have to lose?]]>

<![CDATA[Just looking for some new guy friends in Fort Worth to hang with. We are a strictly monogamous, conservative gay couple in Fort Worth looking for others like us - either coupled or single - doesn't matter. Here are some of the things we like to do: go to the movies at the new Movie Tavern on West 7th, happy hour margaritas at Glorias, eat dinner at the Love Shack (at So7), visit the Amon Carter and Sid Richardson museums (I prefer Western or American art), Saturday morning breakfast at Montgomery Street Cafe, have a glass of wine in the hip bar at Tillman's Roadhouse, shop at Plato's Closet or Half Price Books, walk dogs on the Trinity River or the FW dog park (you provide the dog!), happy hour appetizers and drinks at Tavernas downtown, $2.50 pints at Snookies, frozen yogurt at Yofi's, work out at LA Fitness. If any of this sounds good, hit me back and let's see if we click. Looking for guys around our age who are high on life (in other words, NOT 420 friendly). No games or hookups please. ]]>

<![CDATA[Ever have the feeling, that need to have someone in your life that you can call when things are going well, or even if they aren't? Someone you feel comfortable talking to about anything and everything? Someone that you can have fun going out with, or have an enjoyable evening at home? That's what I am looking for. I am 36 and recently divorced, and now that I've gotten used to being single again, I've discovered that being alone isn't all that it's cracked up to be. I'm not ready for another relationship, but would like to find someone to do things with. Age and race isn't a factor, so if you think you might be interested and want to find out more, I look forward to hearing from you. Please include a pic and the phrase "Only the lonely" in the subject line and I will gladly include a pic in my reply.]]>

<![CDATA[So there is that wine tasting tomorrow at the Crescent hotel and I am looking for a free escort (I checked my bank account there is definitely not enough to afford a real one) to join me. I know nowadays you don't get jack for free but hey it is a Burgundy tasting and we'll be having Grand Crus only, AND it is at the Crescent Club on the very top floor so quite a fancy place. Well worth it huh? It is from 2:30p-5:00p and the dresscode is smart casual, (no suit you're an escort keep in mind) so nice jean and a fancy top would do it. Deep cleavage is definitely a plus. The tasting is free don't worry if you were thinking you may have to pay a cover and even if there was one I would be willing to pick that one up, I ain't that broke. Oh there will be cheese and crackers, and maybe a dip... That's how it was last year at least. Ok yeah, I kinda would like you to be easy on the eyes............ it's Dallas. Any race and religion welcome unless the latter forbids you to enjoy alcoholic beverages; and yet there will be plenty of buckets to spit. I hope that's ok with you by the way cause people are going to spit, that's a fact. Cant swallow 50 servings of wine. If you do decide to swallow (the wine), I hope you can handle as this is work related to me and I don't wanna be the guy who came with the drunk chic. Plus there's gonna be no one there to hold your hair if you need to puke. Another thing is I would appreciate if you would not leave with another guy that happened to a colleague (Tyler not to name him) one time and we still make fun of him to this day. What else???..... Oh yeah gotta be 21 sweetie this is non negotiable. It's fine if you don't know the first thing about wine just ask me before you make a comment I am very used to stupid comments/questions about wine. You don't need to have transportation I can come pick you up just let me know on time so I can run my car through the wash and remove the dirty socks. I hope this doesn't sound too much like a chore, we'll be having fun really and the wines should be more than OK. After the tasting we may want to hang out and celebrate Saint Patty's and all of the above would be obsolete, you can let loose and be crazy I would not mind anymore, I would even hold your hair would you need me to. Again nothing sexual intended here. Hope you're interested, if yes attach a picture please. Cheers]]>

<![CDATA[I am 27 and a busy body. I am currently working two jobs and going to school full time but i still make time for a good time. I am looking for a friend!!!! I dont know what else to say. If you want to IM or hangout I would look forward to it. Send me an email and lets see if we are compatible. Since I am not a lesbian I am really not concerned what you look like. I am 5'7 200lbs and African American. I am married and I have two kids. I don't discriminate about your current status. I like to do everything and will try anything at least once.]]>

<![CDATA[Dont need a pic from you, jsut looking for a last call, email, or text of the day. Just like you I am a busy professional, with little time but I would like to have someone to catch up with at the end of the day or the end of a business trip. No specific requirements just a desire to have someone like that in your life as well. Married or single ok too as long as we are not hiding it, hope to hear from you soon include last call in the subject line so i know you are not a bot thanks Jake]]>

<![CDATA[Tuesday March 16, 2010 This morning was cold. I wanted to get out of bed but it was too cold so I went back under the covers after turning on the hotplate. It will be warm in a hour and I can get on with the day again. Theres not a lot to say about today but tonight I went to the store which is always a beautiful trip with country roads which have a way of captivating you and puting you in a sort of daze. Its pretty and peaceful is all. I would say it's about the best drive I have ever been on. I first drove towards the other town but decided that I could make it going the other way with the gas almost on E. I was watching it closely you know. Got to this small town to get gas and continued on my little drive. The country store is open and there is a older lady who looks very cool and who I never saw before. She is talking to a big wide man at the counter and says hello as I walk in the back door. I had to go really bad and noticed the lid on the toilet being in the up position so when I left I flushed and closed it. That is what I was told to do by my mother I think. I really hate it when theres no prices on the things for sale... i was trying to estimate it when the teen boy asked me "can I help you find somethin in particular?" I said yes, I want some beans. Some Ranch Style beans in particular if you have them. He said no, I dont mind the store but I can help you look. Well I said, these pinto beans will do for now as I went to the counter to ask the lady how much is the carton of beer with no price on it? After some confusion, I just picked it up and payed for it. And she said thank you. The lady in the store looked familiar to me like I had seen or met her somewhere before. I couldnt figure it out though. I tried most of the way home. That is a strange feeling when that happens. When you are sure that you already know them from the past. There is this long stretch of road back to here and it's easy to let your mind wonder on this road. I was surprised to look down at the guages on my ride and see it saying 80. I slowed down and soon the stop sign was ahead so I just coasted. sOME KIND OF GIANT BUG WAS SPLATTERED ON MY WINDSHIELD ABOUT THIS TIME. I thought, what was that a bird or a bug... It was instantly no more though whatever it was. There is the stop sign where I go on the last leg of the journey home. This is where I just stop and think. I roll the window down enough to hear what is going on outside. Frogs. It sounds like thousands of them. Nice it sounds to me cause it reminds me of where I am at. Not in the Big City anymore. If my car breaks here, I will walk another 15 miles to get home with no one to call for help at all. That is why I thank God every time I return safely.You see I rely on him. Well that's about all I can write for now so before I sign off - I want to tell you that Love is the key. Take the time to let your people (and the stranger) know how much you care. PS-The photos are of Bocephus (my rat terrior who was lost a few years ago), and my first night here and some building blocks and things. **Moondoggy]]>

<![CDATA[i don't want a yeppy i don't want a dopie i don't want a promise of a love that will never end i'm just looking for a girl that is looking for a friend]]>

<![CDATA[I have 1/8s and quarters and whatnot, txt me. 830 three seven oh, 6 seven oh three]]>

<![CDATA[Would like to hang out this weekend and would like a cool bud to hang with ,no pressure just smokeout a lot and see what happens.prefer married but open. I have never been with a guy before so im not sure what i would do,just very curious about being a bottom boy.me white 180lbs 5'8" smooth and would like the same.]]>

<![CDATA[Hey Im a 24 year old white male, kinda bored because I cant get a hold of any of my friends. Shot me a line and I will give you my number so we can chat]]>

<![CDATA[If you would like to make more friends, while having a good meal and good conversation, then this is the group for you. As we get older it's more difficult to find women friends to do things with. If you are single or married, it makes no difference. All the ladies are very friendly and welcoming, so I hope you can join us for our next get together.]]>

<![CDATA[i'm looking for fun guys to just hang around and play volleyball with. I was well active in volleyball a year ago (won championships in intramural mens team). I haven't played much for about 9months and I really need to get back to it so I can join a team in the fall. I am a very nice, physically active guy, just looking to make a few friend for some volleyball. Just be straight or straight acting and serious about this. I am not looking for sex, go someplace else. So, if you're interested, let me know.]]>

<![CDATA[bi curious married white man looking for bi - straight friend. I have had an oral fetish / fantasy for some time would love to meet someone cool to explore with. Maybe someone who likes oral service but is not getting it at home. Must be clean and very discrete, another married man preferred. Looking for someone real - I do have a sub streak and would like to experience this. ]]>

<![CDATA[black guy here in denton looking for someone to go to the movies with from time to time i like all types of movies it this sound good to you get back at me really looking for someone in denton ]]>

<![CDATA[Attached Male seeking female for evening or early morning rides on my scooter if you have a few hour and would like to see the sites of Tarrant County and the local country side drop me a line..... Some conversation is required - here & there]]>

<![CDATA[Hey guys, I am a masculine down-to-earth guy here who is looking for a cuddle buddy. Looking for someone to come over and cuddle while watching a movie occasionally. Not looking for sex or anything else, but open to possibilities later. I am tall, hwp, good looking, ddf, and clean cut. I want to host at my place. My preference is for guys between 25 and 35 who are shorter with a thin or athletic build. If you like being held by a another guy and not looking for anything serious, get back to me! Lets talk and see what happens! Pics to trade.]]>

<![CDATA[Married white male and wife is out of town. Just looking for a cool girl to connect with and hang out. I have a hot tub and am just wanting to relax in it and shoot the breeze. If interested let me know.]]>

<![CDATA[Hi there! I am here looking for long time friendship with a really cool person. Hopefully this is you! Its kind of crazy, that finding friendship, with honesty, trust, and communication is just as difficult as finding a great guy! Don't you agree? About myself: 32, female, in a committed relationship with an awesome guy, no kids. I am a transplant from another state, and have been living in Texas for over two years. Brought up in a divorced family setting, grew up an urban setting, minutes from the ocean, mountains, and desert. I am a responsible adult with a full time job, no drugs, occasional drinker. Love shows like, Glee, NCIS, Modern Family, documentaries, some adult swim. Love movies such as SCIFI, Horror, Foreign, Indie, and are addicted to netflix. Favorite sites to browse, such as LOLcats, Reddit, ph, and such. I also check out cool crafty blogs. I am typically a home body during the week, with chores, errands, and pets. But would like to take art classes, or take some walks around the park. Brought up with a catholic background, no longer practicing, any religion. Its not that I don't believe in something, my personal feeling is, I don't have to give myself to a building every sunday, for that higher being, to see that I love life, and everything around me, and give thanks everyday. I respect peoples' beliefs, but please don't impose yours on me. I was brought up to respect others, no matter race, religion, political beliefs, or disabilities. I am believe in equality for all. We like to go out to eat, I miss delicious hole in the wall cooking. We visit Dallas and Fort Worth, for amazing foods. But so far, Fort Worth is my favorite, no disrespect to Dallas. I Love sushi, japanese, korean, indian foods, vegetarian and Real mexican food, I dislike tex-mex with a passion. No disrespect to the Tex Mex lovers, just not my thing. Don't get me wrong, I love meat and potatoes too! You: 25-35, female, married/committed. We have no children, and really can't relate at the moment. Not that we don't want any, my biological clock is ticking fast and loud LOL. No drugs, occasional drinker, responsible adult. No drama, we are no longer in high school. Share some of the same interests, if not all. Maybe another transplant who can relate to being far away from family and friends. Not allergic to pets. We like to cook, and try new recipes, maybe do an exchange!. I love shopping, mostly used stuff. Would like to know where all the fun thrift shops are. I really don't venture out by myself to much. Hard to believe, that I grew up in a busy city, and afraid to venture the suburbs, :) We can exchange emails, and get to know each other. We don't have to meet right off the bat. If you or I don't respond back within 24 hours of our first exchange, I will take it as we can't relate. I will not be offended, and I hope you will not be either. If this is you, and would like to email please do so. If you don't like what I have to say, thanks for reading and move on. Peace, Respect, and Cheers to Friendship.]]>

<![CDATA[Hi looking to meet new friends in the mckinney frisco area ,let me know if interested also need some landscaping help let me know if u wanna chat more ,thx .]]>

<![CDATA[Title says it. I'm a relatively straight acting gay guy, but no I'm not going to hit on you solely because youre a guy. I'm pretty laid back, like chilling at home, watching a movie, just hanging out someone who I can actually hold a conversation with. I would probably be more categorized as a nerd seeing as how I'm on the computer all the time and enjoy video games, but thats not all I'm into. I know that's a pretty broad description, but I don't really want to limit most people from contacting me, although I would prefer people under 25 or so. I've got a picture if you want it, and I'd prefer you have one too if you ever plan on actually hanging out some time.]]>

<![CDATA[Recently saw the movie Up in the Air and I easily related to Vera's character (from a male perspective). Sometimes we all need a break from our "real" life and when you find someone who you want to share that fantasy time with, it makes it unbelievable. I don't know if you feel the same way but if you'd like to see if we can find that magic in a bottle, I'd like to hear from you. I'm a 33 year old male who's a professional by day and bored at night. I keep myself in shape and would say that I'm great company. I would consider myself funny and like to keep you smiling. I'm above average in height and have an athletic build. Interested? Shoot me an email, let's keep this simple and see where it goes? At the very worst, we end up having coffee and have a story to tell. At best, we have an amazing connection with memories that last a lifetime. Game? Let's go Up in the Air together!]]>

<![CDATA[Looking for guys who like to play volleyball, you don't have to be "Olympics qualified, but be pretty good". I'm thinking of joining a team in summer or fall and need to practice some more. Please be straight or straight acting, I AM NOT LOOKING FOR SEX. I only know of a volleyball court in McKinney's park, but if you know another place that we can go, its fine. Let me know if you're interested. ]]>

<![CDATA[Anyone willing to help out a Dallas new comer? Looking for the good smoke, let me know if you can provide the 420. Thanks!]]>

<![CDATA[The sexy kind, you know. I can do some very unique things for you. Have some samples to show you. If you are a larger lady, even a lot larger, and want to show your body off in pic. form, I'm the one you need to talk to. Have my own studio or I can also come to you with my set ups. But it only starts with the shoot. What I can do in Photoshop will amaze you and please you much. Respond and I'll show you what I mean,]]>

<![CDATA[I got what you need. no need to drive all over looking. ]]>

<![CDATA[Hey there, I'm a 37 year old married white guy in the Northern Suburbs and looking for a married or attached woman for friendship to connect with and possibly ingnite the spark that has faded from my marriage and yours. I like to get out for drinks at happy hours, eat out at nice places to dive restaurants, or just kick back by the pool on a nice afternoon and play hooky from work and banter with a fun woman. I'm looking for an ongoing friendship, flirting, laughs and no expectations beyond that. If we click, then maybe more...who knows.... at the least a great woman friend will be great as I can't be flirty with my guy friends...ha ha. Looks if that matters.. I am 5'7", hwp, clean cut, take care of myself, am well educated, have a great career, and am told that I'm outgoing and fun to hang out with... If you are looking for something similar, then drop me a line... your pic gets mine, but I'm not posting on here for discretion...]]>

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